Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends
Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends https://theonion.com/crab-just-happy-to-be-in-bucket-with-all-his-friends/
i do not foresee an Iranian ship getting within striking distance of the west coast without being blown to smitereens by hegseth
as we all know, Fetterman is pro-dead child
airmilescalculator.com How Far Is Los Angeles, CA from Tehran? The air distance between Tehran (Tehran Imam Khomeini International Airport - IKA) and Los Angeles (Los Angeles International Airport - LAX) is 7611.7 miles (12249.9 kilometers or 6614.4 nautical miles). 7611.7 Air miles
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as someone who monitors right wing media, its under discussed right now but i can tell you conservatives are absolutely terrified of the way talarico is using religious messaging against them
*guy who knows basic geography voice* “um, one quick question: how? and a follow up question: what the fuck?”
tariffs happening for no reason and theyre making your life worse, secret police kidnapping people for no reason and making your life worse, firing thousands of government employees for no reason and making your life worse, going to war with iran for no reason and making your life worse
over the whole ten (10) minutes I’ve seriously thought about this primary, Steyer really seems like the only “realistic” candidate who I would be moderately happy with. he seems like he is able to be bullied sufficiently to do good governance
ughhhhh
it’s bleak when I’m rooting for a billionaire to win a democratic primary
the only thing that may save us from invading Cuba is Iran being a deadly intractable quagmire
This phrase is so gross. The violence, the racism and pure ignorance behind assuming an enemy force lacks any agency.
Real fix your hearts or die hours.
“epstein class is iranian propaganda” is definitely something i’d expect the epstein class to say
me and the other scheming viziers are wearing shoes gifted to us by the king that are way too big. we look ridiculous. the whole court is laughing at us behind our backs. honestly this is a pretty low point for us, the scheming viziers
I whole heartedly believe the only path to national political power in the many corners of the United States is through a progressive Christian movement that (correctly) frames Jesus as a political radical persecuted by an evil empire
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The more things change (different website), the more they stay the same (blocking over ridiculous disagreements)
especially those of us who can’t keep our mouths shut (and especially when Big Accounts On Here are Block Fiends)
The Manosphere: You should date a young woman. Really young. Super young. She'll listen. She'll respect you. She's pure. She's fertile. Girls mature faster than boys. But also they need guidance. Direction.
Kendrick: Y'all freaks are weird and you should die.
We are writing a new habeas doctrine in real time.
twinker gaylor soldier guy
tinker taylor soldier swift
thank u thank u
ahhh yes I remember when he blocked me over a very minor disagreement years ago. fun times.
who’s the original poster Will is QTing? I’m blocked (or they blocked Will)
the true coward’s ratio is 0-0-0 (i.e. when u don’t like or interact with my skeets)
Matthew Yglesias is poking fun at the White House finally realizing its policy is too unpopular to run on? The guy who spent all of 2025 and until circa February of 2026 arguing Democrats shouldn’t even talk about Trump’s immigration/deportation policy? That Matthew Yglesias?
Operation Epic Fury [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass. It's not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
i cringed so hard reading it - how is he a 30 year vet making these rookie mistakes??
this hearing is a fucking bloodbath
