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An absurdist and existential look at the news and whatnots

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Impeach them.
Convict them.
Remove them.
Charge them.
Convict them.
Send them to jail.
You are a member of a relatively tiny class of people who can.
There is no evidence of a god to judge them or a hell for them to burn in.
The DOJ is corrupt.
You are the backstop. You are our last hope.

14.03.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks! It's a point of pride, and the key to my wholly inadequate success! Why, just 15 years ago I started a YouTube channel to do a weekly satirical news show, and just 7 years later I quite because the world was leaning toward a level of absurdity I could best. Turns out I was right.

14.03.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One word: Thundercougarfalconbird.

14.03.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Iran, as you know, MEANS "friendship."

14.03.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was looking for a "french philosopher smoking" but there was after a particular hand-pose I was after.. palm up, thumb forward, cigarette pinched between thumb and forefinger.... could not find... so I went with Camus, because, well, because Camus.

14.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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new EPISODE about an UPSIDE-DOWN PLANE with @mayawalkwith.me

13.03.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 201 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 11
Albert Camus with cigarette

Albert Camus with cigarette

'ow like life.

13.03.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

...and then, at the other end of the sensible spectrum, there's Kevin "Fuck That Guy" Sorbo.

13.03.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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If you let up ...it will be swept under the rug

13.03.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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I don’t think unconditional surrender is imminent.

12.03.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 34351 πŸ” 9925 πŸ’¬ 1255 πŸ“Œ 611

Can someone please explain to me how Tmurp has a "general approval" at anything over 2%?

12.03.2026 00:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

HAHAHAHAHA! FUCK THAT GUY!!

11.03.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is the guy who likes to downplay non-fatal injuries suffered by US service members in combat.

11.03.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 12809 πŸ” 3685 πŸ’¬ 767 πŸ“Œ 193

Impeach them.
Convict them.
Remove them.
Charge them.
Convict them.
Send them to jail.
You are a member of a relatively tiny class of people who can.
There is no evidence of a god to judge them or a hell for them to burn in.
The DOJ is corrupt.
You are the backstop. You are our last hope.

10.03.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Boston frontman Tommy DeCarlo dies aged 60 The singer joined the band in 2007, touring with them and providing lead vocals on their last album, Life, Love & Hope

For Spinal Tap it was drummers... A sad day for Boston fans.

www.theguardian.com/music/2026/m...

10.03.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Impeach. Him.
Convict. Him.
Remove. Him.
Charge. Him.
Convict. Him.
Send. Him. To. Jail.
You are a member of a relatively tiny class of people who can.
There is no evidence of a god to judge him or a hell for him to burn in.
The DOJ is corrupt.
You are the backstop. You are our last hope.

09.03.2026 13:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No one would ever fly an airliner into a skyscraper.

09.03.2026 11:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Workers who love β€˜synergizing paradigms’ might be bad at their jobs | Cornell Chronicle Employees who are impressed by vague corporate-speak like β€œsynergistic leadership,” or β€œgrowth-hacking paradigms” may struggle with practical decision-making, a new Cornell study into β€œcorporate BS” r...

gasp. who could have known?
news.cornell.edu/stories/2026...

08.03.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Impeach them.
Convict them.
Remove them.
Charge them.
Convict them.
Send them to jail.
You are a member of a relatively tiny class of people who can.
There is no evidence of a god to judge them or a hell for them to burn in.
The DOJ is corrupt.
You are the backstop. You are our last hope.

08.03.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Impeach them.
Convict them.
Remove them.
Charge them.
Convict them.
Send them to jail.
You are a member of a relatively tiny class of people who can.
There is no evidence of a god to judge them or a hell for them to burn in.
The DOJ is corrupt.
You are the backstop. You are our last hope.

06.03.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ten to twenty million killed, tops! ...depending on the breaks.

06.03.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Impeach them.
Convict them.
Remove them.
Charge them.
Convict them.
Send them to jail.
You are a member of a relatively tiny class of people who can.
There is no evidence of a god to judge them or a hell for them to burn in.
The DOJ is corrupt.
You are the backstop. You are our last hope.

06.03.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Impeach. Him.
Convict. Him.
Remove. Him.
Charge. Him.
Convict. Him.
Send. Him. To. Jail.
You are a member of a relatively tiny class of people who can.
There is no evidence of a god to judge him or a hell for him to burn in.
The DOJ is corrupt.
You are the backstop. You are our last hope.

06.03.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know! It's almost like he's the same piece of shit he's been for 50 years. Why, one could almost say, and stand a fair chance of being right, that anyone with a 3rd grade education and an 8 year-old's sense of morality should have been able to see he was a dangerous lunatic by 2015.

06.03.2026 13:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not a furry or a brony or whatever is being represented by the presentation of the characters themselves. I respect the rights of people to do/be/present as they see fit. I'm definitely on board with the "I shit myself" vibe. *cough* ...aaaand the poop came out.

06.03.2026 12:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, at least getting punched in the head for a living didn't make him a coward. ...wait.

06.03.2026 12:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 12:52 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I don't know much about Markwayne Mullin. One thing I do know is he was an MMA fighter for a while in the aughts. The legacy of being punched in the head for a living really shows up in his "talking into a microphone" performance. So glad we have such a clear-thinking and capable person to head DHS.

06.03.2026 12:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"You wear too much eye makeup. My sister wears too much. People think she looks like a whore." -- Garth Volbeck

Don't let the... just get out.

06.03.2026 10:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0