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Attorney, Army veteran, erstwhile feminist blogger, polite menace, etc. Views are entirely my own.

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11.03.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A stack of onion rings sitting in a bowl of thick beef stock, covered in melted Gruyère cheese and topped with chives.

A stack of onion rings sitting in a bowl of thick beef stock, covered in melted Gruyère cheese and topped with chives.

Glad to have been with a group of four when this was delivered to our table! (French onion rings from The Food Market, Baltimore.)

08.03.2026 13:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pros: a newspaper has a romance reviewer. Cons: the reviewer’s taste is so different from yours that you actively avoid the recommendations.

24.02.2026 13:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am really enjoying the fruit discourse and what it says about the industrialization of agriculture and shipping. There is no substitute for eating fresh fruit grown in its location of origin. Also, trying to force a bunch of things to grow in Florida has been a terrible mistake culinarily.

23.02.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Grapefruit is mine, in part because it smells amazing and tastes atrocious.

23.02.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sclereid - Wikipedia

Agreed, although it fascinates me how much cooking improves the texture. Also, I am now down the Wikipedia rabbit hole reading about sclereids. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sclereid

23.02.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

FWIW, I don’t find this to be the case. Bruni’s review is a shallow one and misses the larger arc: that caregiving is hard and leaves its own wounds. The show is overly earnest at times, but I’ve not found that to be too much of a drawback. YMMV, of course.

23.02.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Grapefruit. It smells like sunshine and joy and tastes like unadulterated malice. It’s such a betrayal.

23.02.2026 03:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, the grand old duke of york
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He β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ
And he β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ

19.02.2026 11:06 πŸ‘ 6084 πŸ” 1740 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 37

🧡

14.02.2026 13:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No Kings includes Draft Kings

08.02.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 26106 πŸ” 6098 πŸ’¬ 185 πŸ“Œ 110

Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming

09.02.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 6010 πŸ” 1786 πŸ’¬ 107 πŸ“Œ 922

The Super Bowl is really just an excuse for me to make a big batch of the house cheesy spread. This year, I had the wisdom to put it on jacket potatoes.

09.02.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
CHARLES RAFFERTY
The Problem with Early Warnings

People don't like to leave a party unless the house is actually on fire. Even then, if the flames are far enough away to be pretty, they'll finish their drink, take one more pass at the hors d'oeuvres.
How things happen has always been unclear. Hurricanes begin in a place where no one lives.
Agents of the government start to wear masks. Fascism is a word my neighbors won't use yet. They are following
the law, they say, and the sirens are coming for someone else.

CHARLES RAFFERTY The Problem with Early Warnings People don't like to leave a party unless the house is actually on fire. Even then, if the flames are far enough away to be pretty, they'll finish their drink, take one more pass at the hors d'oeuvres. How things happen has always been unclear. Hurricanes begin in a place where no one lives. Agents of the government start to wear masks. Fascism is a word my neighbors won't use yet. They are following the law, they say, and the sirens are coming for someone else.

This hit so fucking hard today.

26.01.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 7284 πŸ” 2742 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 49

Things are fucking dark. It’s okay if videos are more than you’re up for. (I know I can’t do it.)

24.01.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you’re like me and use Reddit to decompress (OddlySatisfying and MadeMeSmile are great!), please know that the main page is all videos of the murder from different angles. Please be kind to yourselves in deciding how much you want to see.

24.01.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We have reached the part of winter where I wish I had a cat instead of a dog.

21.01.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have unearthed a true parenting treasure: an old notebook of the kiddo’s with page headed β€œLegally and Morally Wrong Fairytales (and just weird)”. It begins with Sleeping Beauty!

18.01.2026 17:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am physically and existentially tired, but I am still hoping for a better tomorrow.

16.01.2026 03:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whoa.

12.01.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fortunately, Lover Boy is just a nickname. His actual name (Loki) is suitable for mixed company.

29.12.2025 11:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My MIL calls her goldendoodle Lover Boy. I could have gone my whole life without knowing this, let alone hearing it directly.

29.12.2025 01:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
38 If this is the first time you’ve heard of it, you might wonder, β€œWhat is the Dakota 38?” The Dakota 38 refers to thirtyΒ­ eight Dakota men who were executed by hanging, under orders from President Abra...

Layli Long Soldier's poem 38 from the collection Whereas is worthy of your time today

26.12.2025 14:34 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This will be perfect, thank you!!

25.12.2025 15:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, tawny.

25.12.2025 12:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oooh! We are doing filet with Gorgonzola cream for Christmas dinner and I would love to have a cocktail option in addition to wine. Suggestions?

25.12.2025 12:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

December 21, 2025: the shortest day of the year in the longest fucking year of my life.

Here’s to light in the year ahead. Happy Solstice!

22.12.2025 02:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A basket of meringue cookies that look just like mushrooms.

A basket of meringue cookies that look just like mushrooms.

I present my favorite holiday cookies: meringue mushrooms.

21.12.2025 02:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s like someone did shrooms at Versailles and thought, β€œI need to starting redecorating immediately!”

20.12.2025 16:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Was asking Altman β€œare you an unfit parent” too direct or something?

09.12.2025 15:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0