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Perpetual idealist, hopeless snob

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I’m so sorry :(

Very glad everyone is safe at least

12.03.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
guy kickflipping an oil tanker from one side of the sea to the other, over the land (radical)

guy kickflipping an oil tanker from one side of the sea to the other, over the land (radical)

can this be a solution?

12.03.2026 11:55 πŸ‘ 1044 πŸ” 168 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 7
My husband and | just received 13 traffic violations in the mail 2 of them were from STOP SIGNS.
IS THIS A NORMAL OCCURRENCE IN DC?!??
Is there a lot of success in getting these things cancelled?! We just moved here and have been going with the flow of traffic! This is INSANE
$1500 worth of infractio

My husband and | just received 13 traffic violations in the mail 2 of them were from STOP SIGNS. IS THIS A NORMAL OCCURRENCE IN DC?!?? Is there a lot of success in getting these things cancelled?! We just moved here and have been going with the flow of traffic! This is INSANE $1500 worth of infractio

i can't stand nextdoor but i think it's fascinating that out of 137 commenters about 120 are like "yeah it sucks to drive in dc" and the handful remaining are patiently explaining that the one weird trick to not getting tickets is to stop driving like an asshole

12.03.2026 12:47 πŸ‘ 1535 πŸ” 104 πŸ’¬ 58 πŸ“Œ 16

one upside of all of this is the revelation that the swinging dick bankers and big rah rah capital execs and billionaires are actually meek little scared dogs and president AOC or whoever (god willing) should walk them on a leash and make them drink out of a bowl

12.03.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 3459 πŸ” 483 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 19

I love both ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER and SINNERS. I am simply built different

12.03.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 193 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 3
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β€œShe’s the exception, I am the rule.”

Such articulate cutting through of the nonsense around puberty blockers and eg Keira Bell’s detransitioning from Stephanie Lynnette on GMB this morning. It is also a refreshing relief to see a trans person actually being allowed to speak for once!

12.03.2026 09:25 πŸ‘ 1976 πŸ” 709 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 40

the best to ever do this

11.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 358 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 4
ryan stiles

ryan stiles

how streaming feels sometimes

11.03.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 3711 πŸ” 869 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 23

Every single oil executive in the entire world must be having the same slow, horrible realization that led Rex Tillerson to eventually snap and call Trump a "fucking moron".

11.03.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 1794 πŸ” 342 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 12

me and the other scheming viziers are wearing shoes gifted to us by the king that are way too big. we look ridiculous. the whole court is laughing at us behind our backs. honestly this is a pretty low point for us, the scheming viziers

11.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 4285 πŸ” 822 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 10

Did he get microblading done??

11.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

10.03.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 13789 πŸ” 3152 πŸ’¬ 91 πŸ“Œ 235
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Andrew O’Hagan Β· Stay Classy: Mummy’s Favourite The late queen can be held responsible for much, but nobody could accuse her of seeming to enjoy her role. For the...

jesus CHRIST.

www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...

10.03.2026 04:45 πŸ‘ 412 πŸ” 155 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 64

Let me tell you something. Y’all are asking too many damn questions at every point of sale. I have to leave a comment, make a suggestion, donate to a charity, choose a method of payment three times and then multiple choice of ways to get a receipt.

Take the damn money and leave me alone.

09.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 3941 πŸ” 462 πŸ’¬ 65 πŸ“Œ 134

An opinion that makes you a fringe radical in this country is that the life of a person who is not an American citizen is not an abstraction, and is worth just as much as that of an American citizen

10.03.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 1297 πŸ” 311 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 5

Forgive me but when we have Kristi Noem and Karoline Leavitt in positions of violent authority, I no longer find it charming or revolutionary to see a white woman going around shooting people

10.03.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Bride’s premise being β€œwhat if a woman went apeshit” is so 2000s feminist blog-coded (derogatory)

10.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

its too late ive depicted you as the soy dumbshit bug eyed pokey and myself as the chad confident and all knowing prickle

10.03.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 1006 πŸ” 302 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Every time I hear even a snippet of how my coworkers spend money I am baffled, this is why everyone has so much debt

09.03.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Get in loser, we’re reinventing concubines

09.03.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As always, I’m asking people WHERE DOES YOUR MONEY GO

09.03.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m a nurse and yes nurses should make more money but I have had 23 year old new grads who live with their parents say to my face that $35/hr (about $75k pre-tax) is not a lot of money

09.03.2026 17:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWow he blocked me because he can’t take criticism” that’s correct. This is social media. You’re just some asshole. I am under no obligation to listen to you tell me what to do. Have a blessed day

09.03.2026 02:48 πŸ‘ 3573 πŸ” 426 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"

This song feels incredibly relevant today.

08.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 7787 πŸ” 2356 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 45

You know what I liked was when Biden had that awful dog that kept biting people

09.03.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 1865 πŸ” 215 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 16
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when the edible hits and you try to play it cool

08.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 4652 πŸ” 649 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 20
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30 Rock was the greatest show . . .

01.03.2026 10:02 πŸ‘ 1672 πŸ” 142 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2

At least my baby, who was born last season, is still here and not a supernaturally aged moody adult - god damn it,

08.03.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Walk-In Soda Cave at Sheetz

Walk-In Soda Cave at Sheetz

Plato's

07.03.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 852 πŸ” 135 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 10

shaggy: picture this we were both butt naked bangin on the bathroom floor

chotiner: sure. go on

08.03.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 297 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0