⸸ Augustus ⸸

// THEY'RE SO PRETTY 😭💜

Happy valentines from these losers🫶🏻🫶🏻💖

tonight then

NO I LITERALLY SAID BYE.

the dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed. bye.

the fun one

morning. because there's nothing good about having to get up early..

or maybe if i can have some of those it'll be a good one

no. bye.

depends on the context

a dust bunny hah, okay that's a good one
... did you help clean?

i don't think so?? never really noticed tbh but since it's so apparent on you humans, i think i'd notice

yeah i've noticed

im gonna block you

//nm, like he would do it but mostly just to keep his own word and for the bit HAHDHF

does that even matter

okay, pinocchio

first of all i said *rest* and second i guess you'll have a shortage too then since you kind of need at least two people for that

rude.

it's always the big bad ones that are soft on the inside

sunning

i sure hope so

well being on your best behaviour might still get you the same result, just maybe under different circumstances, if you catch my drift

all of these are too tame..

yeah, some people like you huh

valentine's may be a special day for you all, but don't except special treatment from me, if you bring mud into the halls you're still getting smacked with a broom

oh? yeah okay we can make the cookies together n stuff

i already get enough rest..

... no? i never have actually

i should be protecting you tho, not the other way around

you're celebrating this too??