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CHICAGOANGELENO | ENGLISH, DEUTSCH, ESPAÑOL | DESIGNER, WRITER, TECH DIRECTOR AND CAMERA STOOGE BY VOCATION | SORCERY BY NATURE MARRIED TO HEXLACE.BSKY.SOCIAL 18+ WARNING FOR SEX DRUGS AND ROCK

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12.03.2026 05:59 👍 20 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0
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12.03.2026 05:59 👍 20 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0

With what's going on with Subscribestar, it's a good moment to remind you all of something:

Free speech also includes speech you don't agree with, and freedom of artistic expression also includes art you find horrible or disgusting.

And if you go: "Yeah I agree! However-"

Then you don't agree!

11.03.2026 03:10 👍 3472 🔁 1617 💬 31 📌 14

banned from subscribestar for standing on tiptoes

11.03.2026 18:01 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a little birthday scribble for @hexlace.bsky.social of our little animals catching a breather!

11.03.2026 05:23 👍 36 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 0
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a little birthday scribble for @hexlace.bsky.social of our little animals catching a breather!

11.03.2026 05:23 👍 36 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 0
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10.03.2026 20:02 👍 271 🔁 84 💬 5 📌 11
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After a year of continuously getting my ass beat via health issues & dealing with loss, it is now my birthday!

If folks wanna share this to help me out that would be the best birthday present ever. I have a Kofi goal with more info about my situation, thank you guys!
ko-fi.com/hexlace

#mutualaid

10.03.2026 07:14 👍 264 🔁 258 💬 12 📌 1
@JDfromscrubslol
Had a dream there was an emoji like 💯 except it was only 60. Some post said "popeyes fries be tasting so good (60)" and I laughed so hard I woke myself up

@JDfromscrubslol Had a dream there was an emoji like 💯 except it was only 60. Some post said "popeyes fries be tasting so good (60)" and I laughed so hard I woke myself up

Thinking about the 60 emoji again

09.03.2026 23:58 👍 5058 🔁 910 💬 4 📌 0

trying to install phpbb to dreamhost and i can feel my skull collapsing as i conjure error codes unheard to any hobby forum or subreddit

10.03.2026 03:27 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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some close calls from this weekend

08.03.2026 21:42 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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OpenOMF, an open source remake of "One Must Fall 2097" with new options and network play: github.com/omf2097/open...

03.03.2026 22:26 👍 114 🔁 55 💬 4 📌 3
Drawing of a half-goblin lady with purple hair sitting nonchalantly in a big "U" shape. She wears a short denim jumpsuit, piercings and punk-ish accesorries. Cigarette butts lie in the ashtray next to her. She has meat cuts tatooed all over her body.

Drawing of a half-goblin lady with purple hair sitting nonchalantly in a big "U" shape. She wears a short denim jumpsuit, piercings and punk-ish accesorries. Cigarette butts lie in the ashtray next to her. She has meat cuts tatooed all over her body.

Drawing of Snaag the goblin in punk-rock look with a orange-lime color sheme. She has a rocker attitude, her foot resting on a crate, one arm holding a microphone. A long piece of fabric flutters behind her.

Drawing of Snaag the goblin in punk-rock look with a orange-lime color sheme. She has a rocker attitude, her foot resting on a crate, one arm holding a microphone. A long piece of fabric flutters behind her.

🎶 Queens of Rock 🎶

07.03.2026 20:57 👍 1312 🔁 316 💬 13 📌 0
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schelober lacks the chunks!

06.03.2026 20:52 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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working on a proper antagonist for gal and ronnie, a hyperviolent and prideful extortionist named grigoriy

19.02.2026 03:43 👍 23 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0
hex has given jenna a bit off the top and some serious gas

hex has given jenna a bit off the top and some serious gas

grig's cruel and cold business partner, xue li

grig's cruel and cold business partner, xue li

garrett makes a longshot return to the stable, filling a role i can tentatively describe as "brothel bouncer"

garrett makes a longshot return to the stable, filling a role i can tentatively describe as "brothel bouncer"

garrett is somewhere in the ballpark of nine feet tall, almost twice the height of the average bloke on the planet. part hired muscle, part carnival sideshow, they are perpetually over quota on unwanted attention

garrett is somewhere in the ballpark of nine feet tall, almost twice the height of the average bloke on the planet. part hired muscle, part carnival sideshow, they are perpetually over quota on unwanted attention

a grab bag of some of the other elves we've been stewing on

28.02.2026 22:23 👍 42 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 0
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Commission for Moon of their gorgeous Manticore oc, Vega (they/them)! Thank you~!
#hexenarts

07.03.2026 01:37 👍 283 🔁 78 💬 5 📌 0
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schelober lacks the chunks!

06.03.2026 20:52 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

the first three phoenix wright games belong in a museum, or disseminated on the slimmest of margins by readers digest

06.03.2026 20:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

there's nothing less cool about being born of the crpg swamps instead of waking up to existence dangling from sega's tit

06.03.2026 20:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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got a light my man

30.01.2026 04:24 👍 26 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 0
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the ones that built jack

05.03.2026 19:22 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 2

i knew from the jump that this sector was an intellectual and ethical black hole, but my status as a scrupulous analog freak puts me on the hook for hundreds of poor communicators, hothouse flowers, and fickle unthinkers. hey, at least my portfolio looks and sounds like unhireable shit as a result!

04.03.2026 19:40 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

almost every biped in my office is a gray goo conduit. gpt in the emails, gpt writing fun office quips, gpt in the structural and legal decisions, gpt in the tech support, gpt analogues on our webspace, gpt as a search engine, gpt offering life advice and soaking up personal data...

04.03.2026 19:40 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
hex has given jenna a bit off the top and some serious gas

hex has given jenna a bit off the top and some serious gas

grig's cruel and cold business partner, xue li

grig's cruel and cold business partner, xue li

garrett makes a longshot return to the stable, filling a role i can tentatively describe as "brothel bouncer"

garrett makes a longshot return to the stable, filling a role i can tentatively describe as "brothel bouncer"

garrett is somewhere in the ballpark of nine feet tall, almost twice the height of the average bloke on the planet. part hired muscle, part carnival sideshow, they are perpetually over quota on unwanted attention

garrett is somewhere in the ballpark of nine feet tall, almost twice the height of the average bloke on the planet. part hired muscle, part carnival sideshow, they are perpetually over quota on unwanted attention

a grab bag of some of the other elves we've been stewing on

28.02.2026 22:23 👍 42 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 0

They’re both 215 at the lowest cause I have taxes to pay!

28.02.2026 20:39 👍 80 🔁 72 💬 6 📌 1
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Commission for a lovely client for their Gothblin! Thank you as always!
#hexenarts

28.02.2026 04:21 👍 273 🔁 68 💬 1 📌 0

Pee Shitte

United States, Census, 1930

28.02.2026 14:40 👍 82 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 3