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If we keep handing Nigel over-tightened ketchup bottles great things might happen.

Partner of sitting Labour MP among three arrested on suspicion of spying for China Exclusive: Trio arrested by counter-terrorism police understood to also include partner of a former Labour MP

I'm sure the forensic tents and drones will be out in East Kilbride for 24 hour TV coverage. Police Scotland's top underwear drawer rummagers are on the case.

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"We called London a war zone and moved to Dubai by mistake"

Oh my god! Sir, the FIFA peace prize has got a gun!

YAS!

No no, clearly what happened is that radical Muslim fathers forced their families to vote for the trans rights, drug decrim, environmentalist party. This makes sense and I am very smart.

Almost surreal to see a politician doing something useful at this point. Like watching a dog do a card trick or something.

Just need Labour and Reform to lose on Thursday for the cherry on the cake.

Lord Mandelson arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office The ex-US ambassador had been under investigation over allegations he shared market-sensitive government information with Jeffrey Epstein while a government minister.

HWFG

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How much did it cost you?

Trump's sweeping global tariffs struck down by US Supreme Court ruling - follow live The Supreme Court rules with a 6-3 majority that Trump exceeded his authority when he imposed tariffs via a law reserved for national emergencies.

What a week

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You're not fooling me, that's Jimmy Carr.

Lobbying firm co-founded by Mandelson goes into administration Global Counsel's clients cut ties with the firm over Lord Mandelson's links with sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.

The good news keeps on coming

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A Blaring Warning For The Democratic Party From Across The Pond Popularism has been tried in the UK, and failed.

"It took the conservative Tory Party a decade to end up neck and neck with Reform UK, a far-right party led by known Russian asset Nigel Farage. It took the Starmer-led Labour Party much less time to alienate the many UK voters who want nothing more than a major party to stand up to the fascists"

Can't even shove an urchin up a chimney these days cos of woke.

“A piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, corn tortilla, and one other thing (rat faeces).”

A timely Sundance doc is an ICE-breaker around community action Everybody To Kenmure Street shows what's possible when immigration officials aren't allowed to murder at will.

the feel-good film of Sundance is a documentary where a community stands up to immigration officials, tells them to fuck off, and wins www.avclub.com/everybody-to...

Truly in a global Quiet Part Loud era

I told you that the pee tape is real

We are simply going to have to nuke DC

"Boom boom boom boom,
boom boom boom..."

Just getting a head start on my war movie script before I'm drafted to the trenches

Me riddled with shrapnel, bleeding out onto the pristine Arctic snow, a rye smile on my face having just downed a Yankee Black Hawk with a MANPAD

Yankee, go home!

Guy with a weird AI hand

Guy with a weird AI hand

Saw these AI mangled pictures on amazon.

Sad to learn that I'm going to have to bazooka all my yank friends and family in World War 3. But to be fair, they deserve it.

An old wonky map of Scotland

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