blue sky "We do things a little differently around here." - blue sky
Blue Sky "This is blue sky. Keep your fucking baby bullshit on fucking X or get Smoked like the rest of them."
Blue Sky "You can show your penis here. But you must never fuck"
Finally finished this one
cancelling the sax player on the jetsons theme song for making the "daughter judy" riff too sexy
They made websites unusable so they could cram in more ads. Then they laid off the writers who made the content you would endure the ads to read.
So now websites are just a dead mall serving ads to nobody, if I am understanding this correctly.
i love how in the 90s there would be like batman toys where he had all kinds of shit on him he never used in the tv show or movies. like what if batman had a big drill. what if he wore a suit specifically for hunting joker in a subarctic boreal forest
at this point you basically either believe in the inherent dignity of humanity or you worship death
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they won't let you buy a banana split any more due to politics
water orbs
eatin good to night!!
Old King Bastard in Berserk: So they've been defeated... the Hell Man Piggy Warriors
Captain: I'm afraid so
Old King Bastard: Then we have no choice... unleash the Silver Big-Dicked Ultimate Fuckers
ideally they'd be living in fear for a bunch of other reasons but this seems like unifying common ground
"daylight savings" is state terrorism, every elected official deserves to live in fear until it's abolished
toast with butter, strawberry jam, black pepper "the king's treat"
Chiropractors have been really successful at convincing people they are just back doctors but it’s essentially a cult made up by a guy in the 1890s that believes all disease is caused by pressure on spinal nerves. They aren’t the same as physical therapists
no one says they're going to get 40 winks anymore. due to Woke
we’re five years from being able to tell a computer “make a movie tailored to my interests” and instantly watch a high quality movie where the gummi bears jerk doctor who off into soundwave’s cassette hole
getting tricked into dispersing seed by eating various fruits
precious goblin alert
it's cauldron time
my Pearl pendant? actually the remnant of my uncle (clamped and digested by giant clam)
flashing status effect skull icon hovering over me that says NEED HEARTY STEW while i take 1 damage per minute
GORDON RAMSAY: and the eggs, they are?
UGLÙK: they eggs. Taste good. Canapé.
RAMSAY: no I mean, where do you get the eggs
UGLÙK (gesturing towards Shelob’s lair): Get from big spider
RAMSAY: from big spider. Fuck me. Canapé eggs from big spider. Fucking hell.
This may be the closest anyone has ever come to doing racism against Italians in the late 20th century
