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Jagged, thawing ice along a Lake Erie beach in front of a grey Ohio sky.

Twelve hours later, it was open water.

Yeah, but also funny.

Calvin and Hobbes panel: Calvin looks up at his dad, who is putting on a bike helmet and about to go on a ride Calvin's dad: "Sure! 'Cyclists have a right to the road, too, you noisy, polluting, inconsiderate maniacs! I hope gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon!'"

His plans are measured in centuries

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$5 a gallon by the end of the month is gonna be fun.

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If you were considering starting a Fountains of Wayne tribute band, the name Fountains of Mark Wayne is wide open right now.

So what's going on with that Bahrain naval base?

White snowbells emerging from the cold ground

Snowbells are up!!!

Get comfy. It'll be 4 hours at minimum from start to finish.

In St. Paul, Minnesota, Hennepin County deputies brutally assaulted peaceful anti-ICE protesters.

I've never seen a SOTU that had multiple awards and surprise guests.

The hell was that?

Acrylic print of a small tree frog

Churning editions out like a stoned Thomas Kincade

A linocut print of a small olive green tree frong

Starting to figure out printmaking.

Stroke out at the podium. I need a chuckle.

Oh you're posting low effort AI images, seems like an easy block

It's like that last Indiana Jones but boxing

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

It hasn’t stopped. The observers still stop what they are doing to bear witness to the horrors. #pinks #momsky

They know exactly what they are doing, deflecting.

Then nut up and hold her in contempt.

Strong words aren't cutting it.

Maybe they like being dead.

The head of the Department of Commerce denied he sacrificed one of his kids to Moloch isn't encouraging.

When someone tells me how old their child is I say "that's such a fun age" even if it's 37

The hind end of a small muskrat as it wriggles back into its muskrat tunnel.

Check out this muskrat! I've never gotten this close to one before.

You really are good at IT.

Why don't I get drafts? The hell, man.

Didn't happen again. Not even a nibble

I've been believing in the Seattle Seahawks since around 8 pm or so.

And thus begins the 9 months and 1145 games known as baseball.

We've reached the point in the game where everyone is playing on their phones.

The ads are just fucking weird and sad, kinda fitting.