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@eitjjt

I have no idea why anyone would follow me. thee/thine. Connoisseur of Terribleness. Huntsville, AL. Family Motto: Salve Esuriit, Pater Ego Sum

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Apparently it’s a M:TG joke

13.06.2025 19:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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13.06.2025 19:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

1865 also includes things like the Spanish War and Desert Storm?

13.06.2025 17:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Storm sewers or septic sewers?

13.06.2025 14:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a…fascinating artifact.

11.06.2025 15:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve only ever found the edited version tbh

11.06.2025 15:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You should know that if you’re a foot or two in I front of me, I can’t see you from my normal head position.

07.06.2025 20:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was walking by customer service and saw someone returning it and just followed it around lol

07.06.2025 17:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes.

07.06.2025 17:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Switch 2 in a Target bag.

Switch 2 in a Target bag.

UPDATE

07.06.2025 17:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Specifically, short enough to fit in the gap in my lower peripheral vision and make you a hazard to navigation, which translates to roughly 4’10”

07.06.2025 16:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You have to be very short for me to even notice you’re short

07.06.2025 16:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Surprise!

07.06.2025 15:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I…what?

07.06.2025 15:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m that, only reversed

07.06.2025 15:16 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s right in the name

07.06.2025 15:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is a joke, but I am in fact fascinated with the idea of meeting a woman who is taller than I am.

07.06.2025 15:11 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Would someone do that? Just go on the internet and lie?

07.06.2025 15:10 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Me setting my minimum desired height to female 77”

07.06.2025 15:07 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Uh

06.06.2025 21:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œJoey, have you ever seen two alpha males unload on each other?”

06.06.2025 17:29 πŸ‘ 132 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Girls are fighting?  More like assholes, amirite

Girls are fighting? More like assholes, amirite

Eh? Some.

06.06.2025 14:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, there was some, yes.

06.06.2025 14:05 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

El oh el

06.06.2025 01:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bacon Sandwiches, man

06.06.2025 00:33 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does he…does he think democrats are somehow preventing the release?

05.06.2025 23:29 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œMaybe”

05.06.2025 23:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, I’m on the Nintendo Direct waiting list as well, so probably.

05.06.2025 23:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

*sad trombone*

05.06.2025 22:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Brb

05.06.2025 22:17 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0