This feels like a Pepsi Challenge: a tiny sample that compares favorably against the Real Thing, but ultimately so cloying and lacking in texture that you’d never want to finish a full serving.
the US did this. these are precision munitions, someone had to explicitly program in the coordinates of the school. and they likely did so at the direction of Maven Smart System, by Palantir.
2pm ET: PRESIDENT DECLARES VICTORY
5:30pm ET: PRESIDENT DECLARES MORAL VICTORY
I would like to state for the record before Trump TACOs on Iran that I had tacos for lunch and thus manifested it
If he starts popping off about Noh theater I'm throwing hands
Tell me you don't talk to people your age or older without telling me you don't talk to people your age or older
This is what happens when you let someone live his whole entire life without ever experiencing negative consequences for his actions
holy shit
That is the best-thrown rock in Milan history
Looks like he never _will_ walk alone
Good thing we all have an 8-minute attention span.
It's all he can handle keeping his mouth shut for five fucking minutes
He's gonna wear that fuckin hat out the way we're going
What am I saying, he's not going to keep attending these
Trump wearing a USA baseball cap at the dignified transfer of 6 dead soldiers.
I guess no event is solemn enough not to wear MAGA merch.
Hegseth needs to stand trial after this as a war criminal. Between this attack and the girls' school, there's no ambiguity. He is responsible for mass murder and must be held accountable.
Damn, there goes the ballroom patio budget
WELP
Fetterman announces he’s a yes on Mullin for Homeland secretary.
Huge win for the Senate Dipshit Caucus.
Give that some thought. Especially now. It may not only be a concern for insurance coverage later in life, but also whatever RFK’s brain worms make HHS do.
Thinking back to the Republicans unloading on Noem in yesterday's hearing.
They knew.
I'm just saying: if you did a March Madness table of Republicans Most Likely to Start a Fistfight, Markwayne Mullin and Corey Lewandowski are 1 seeds.
*gets popcorn*
Here comes the "actually a senator could be confirmed as a secretary" trial balloon
He sounds like an LLM trained on bashing trans people with a really short context window
Every time I see a Northern Irish actor and go, huh, where did I see them before?
It was Belfast. Or Say Nothing. Every time.
That's the new move: touch the ball away from goal so the keeper can't touch it, then run into the contact. Should be a yellow for simulation.
For the first segment, yes. He left by this point.
Good thing her husband was no longer around to watch this
The theory I’ve been operating under is that without a deus ex machina, we were headed for a recession, so AI is just the shared hallucination that allows capital to continue flowing, at least until the whole house of cards collapses.
Well, like "nuclear weapons haven't caused the apocalypse," the main problem with such a position is that you only get one chance to be wrong about that
There is literally not a single event that would give any of these ghouls pause.
Any collateral damage up to the level of war crimes will be hand-waved away. Any blowback will be reason to double down.
