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Product Manager working on identity platforms.

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What a coincidence

09.03.2026 07:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can I come when someone shows their engineers a vibe coded "working demo" and then they ship it in a few days?

Political satire isn't doing it for me right now I need something else to laugh at

09.03.2026 02:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm trying the Claude code again and it feels like when I decide to try maccas again ... regret

07.03.2026 10:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฆ

02.03.2026 11:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone did them a huge favor by leaving America off the map

02.03.2026 10:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The thing I'm most proud of is teaching myself to hear "I made up some bullshit" when someone says "I used AI"

27.02.2026 10:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Man that want's power to tank economy bets on economy tanking

25.02.2026 23:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gotta be rise of Skywalker except I was laughing and probably made other people angry

18.02.2026 21:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A jihad against the people with butler's is long over due

16.02.2026 02:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wook at me I'm a big boy big and stwong standing up to the genociders but don't mention the genocide

Fuck you @albomp.bsky.social you pissweak bastard

#auspol

12.02.2026 07:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One positive about the police brutality at yesterday's protests is that I no longer feel crazy for worrying that we are becoming the US

10.02.2026 11:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is any prior knowledge of nirvanna the band the show needed?

10.02.2026 10:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm so sad.

09.02.2026 03:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pizza is what doctors use when they need to put you in an induced food coma

07.02.2026 16:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I reckon it's going alright. Everyone complains about a new trek show at the start. A real sisko cameo would've seen it go off.

06.02.2026 05:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They are always going on about booking travel using AI but booking travel is only painful because concur is such a piece of shit

03.02.2026 23:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weren't you just saying AI makes you work more

01.02.2026 07:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am shocked that Marc andreesen has misled me again

31.01.2026 12:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I knew Elon was really dumb but I didn't think he was this dumb

30.01.2026 23:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Throwing a home made IED into a crowd of protesters is terrorism isn't it

27.01.2026 09:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh this is a great idea

26.01.2026 01:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"people too lazy and dumb to learn" those are called venture capitalists

25.01.2026 21:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey @albomp.bsky.social

24.01.2026 19:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is why I find the idea of tennis bad boys so absurd they are the most pampered of all sports bad boys can't even make noise while they play poor babies

24.01.2026 04:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have trained myself to hear: "I made up some bullshit" instead

23.01.2026 04:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It hasn't been any more relentless than the constant tsunami of shit coming out of the pro AI people

22.01.2026 01:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At this point the stupidest thing is actually thinking that explaining something to Trump is going to make it any better

20.01.2026 09:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait is that what it literally says? Advocating genocide is explicitly excluded or they've done some clever shit where it falls through the definition?

20.01.2026 03:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah... Yes, and um, yes, also yes, and I don't really want to think about it

19.01.2026 06:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They really should've gotten Pratchett to finish it

19.01.2026 05:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0