Peter Pantifa

I would give anything to go back to 1999.

Have you ever seen anyone sweat through a suit?

From the same dumbasses that brought us “partial birth abortion”.

Sometimes, I put on an old Blur CD and pretend it's a Gorillaz album I haven't heard before.

How sweaty do you have to be to soak through a sportscoat?

Wow. And I thought my dog was dumb.

If it's anything like the book, it's going to be amazing.

Obligatory Princess Bride gif

BREAKING: Footage that has just confirmed that TRUMP LIED and it was a US Tomahawk missile that hit the girls’ in southern Iran killing 180 people, most of which were children.

The fact that Trump has blatantly lied about this should have every single American questioning why he lied to us all.

On a Toyota Tacoma? That's not a manly truck. It's less than 5 feet tall and gets double digit fuel economy.

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"If they rise, they rise."

Gas around here has gone up $1.10 in the last 7 days. It was $3.59 before any of this started.

Is he holding an oar?

"If you don't use Fentanyl, you shouldn't be jabbering about Fentanyl."

Mine will hit 100,000 miles sometime this week. Only "maintenance" I've had to do are two sets of tires and the front brakes. And I drive that thing like I stole it.

"The stories that he told be about working in the sauerkraut fields when he was a little boy."

Spineless Democrats

Insider trading on war crimes seems like peak criminality.

I miss when I didn't get 13 AP Breaking News notifications on a Saturday night.

I have never been so ashamed or afraid for my country.

Ok let’s keep playing this.

The simple explanation ⤵️

I wouldn't suggest reading about "AI 2027", then.

Flanked by security guards and a small clutch of aides on a Manhattan-bound train, he agreed to several selfies with wide-eyed riders, then moved to a corner seat of the train to review his briefing materials. When a pair of French tourists, confused by the hubbub, approached Mamdani, he introduced himself as "the new mayor of New York." They seemed doubtful. He held up the morning's copy of the New York Daily News, featuring his smiling face, as proof. Globel HR & Payroll • IT • Spend DARE ORTOON CRUSE ENTO SHOWDONT E DALLY NEWS DAILY NEWS TUNG New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani reads a newspaper on the subway on his way to City Hall in New York, Friday, Jan. 2, 2026. (AP Photo/E Read more

Insane flex

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Let's not forget the rare earth minerals.

Is this a ransom note? This sounds like a ransom note.

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And they thought Obama had an "apology tour"...