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A pink rabbit style dildo vibe lying in the gutter of a road.

Went out for an evening bike ride and found this trophy at the top of a hill climb.

Donnie darko therapist meme Your order has shipped Has it really shipped or just shipping label Shipping label

I made this to express my feelings

some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing

the monster and another monster were in the closet making abysses and i saw the abyss and the abyss looked at me

NIETZSCHE: the abyss looked at you?

Huge sci fi engineer down in the engine room vibes

Close up view of an iced chai latte in a plastic cup. The words "chai, oat, iced" are written in marker. Also written much larger next to those words is a drawing of the "cool pointy S" that everyone learns to draw when they're a kid.

They gave me the Cool S Chai!

BREAKING: your legs if you post like this and don’t provide sources

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

View from outside a bathroom stall under the divider, showing a brown wallet lying all alone on the tile in front of the toilet.

Oh no the dookie wallet

Quads! 🤤

[caveman enters his dimly lit cave after a long day hunting]

HIM: Oh, I see you redecorated.

HER: Yep! Moved rock over there, carcasses on that side, and put up some new art! [points to her finger-painting on the south wall]

𝓕𝓸𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓮
𝓕𝓮𝓮𝓭
𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴

Such pretty colors

I've kept my triathlon training consistent over the holidays, but today was my first day back lifting weights at my university gym. My quads are howling.

Heathcliff the cat stands outside the meat shop with the meat salesman. Heathcliff has three hearts above him. They are both looking at what appears to be an anthropomorphic ham with a huge ass, heels and a sexy look. The caption reads "Her name is capocollo, but she's known as 'The Hot Ham.'"

Just for posterity here is the Heathcliff comic the day that Scott Adams died.

It's a problem. The people who do huge in-depth researched magazine exposés and the people who type up corporate blog posts are both "writers"

If you see someone running in Zwift, it means they lost too many points on their bike license.

Same here. I miss cheese/butter so much.

That's a good book

Idk what they should be but we need different categories for people like folding ideas vs "video essayists" who do the equivalent of running a wikipedia page or magazine article through chatgpt summary mode and read it to the camera

a four-legged ceramic goose, standing on the dashboard of a car

this one is called goose horse

Fun choices there, but really you could just keep posting Gerudo Link 😍

Oh wow, absolute power corrupted you absolutely? That’s so weird, I got absolute power last year and my subjects say I’ve only gotten wiser and more virtuous

I feel the same way about them on my hands, but I love a couple thrown into the foot of my cold weather sleeping bag

Bluesky is a nursing home for people who know what firewire is

Me: What if Allan Sherman were in Daft Punk. He'd be all like, "hello muddah, hello faddah, fasta stronga, betta hahda 🎶"
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄

i have no ass and i must shit

My dog absolutely loves a fried egg over medium

Cartoon illustration featuring a woman riding a bicycle with coins as wheels. The front basket of the bike is full of boxes. The coins say "Circulating" and "Dollars". There's a directional sign pointing to "Back to Prosperity". On the back of the bike is a large tag that says, "That BUY-Cycle you're hearing so much about".

Buy-Cycle Back to Prosperity
1932

Artist: Gale

I'm the 2014 PAX South Carcassone tournament champion (I keep the medal in the box) and there's nothing like the feeling of coming home to Castle Sexfuck