Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends
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A terrible AI art banner from the GDC show floor.
Imagine setting up a booth at the Game Developers Conference and putting up a giant banner that looks like this. Look at this AI shit. I'd be so embarrassed I would change careers #GDC2026
The real ones know.
@dosnostalgic.bsky.social
Text saying "You've read your last free article."
Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:
The gameography of MonkeyPaw Games Inc. as listed on Moby Games.
I've been flashbanged with the knowledge that there was a company that specialized in bringing Japan-only games to the west *still untranslated* with the name "MonkeyPaw Games."
Podcast Meat
Suck it, Wordle Bot.
Human Arm Hanging Limply Out Of Food Delivery Robot
Human Arm Hanging Limply Out Of Food Delivery Robot
I love seeing a cute sci-fi design in the wild.
That's also a spaceship.
“Will no one rid me of this demented pedo?!”
If you’re tempted to wax nostalgic about “reasonable conservatives” check out George Will’s 1982 review of “E.T.” where he suggests that Spielberg should be executed.
The Hollywood Handle tweet: McKenna Grace reveals she never ate a burger, pepperoni pizza, nor a chicken wing before. “It’s not that there’s no desire. It’s just that I want it to be the right burger!” (Via: @Mythical) Pictures of McKenna Grace, a pizza, and a burger
Americans describing a burger: Imagine purity culture.
world-altering decisions are being made by a cabal of gambling addicts hell bent on self enrichment no matter the cost to humanity, we should look into that.
Coneheads wasn’t going to be a big enough movie to get a look from McDonald’s or Burger King, but thankfully Subway stepped up the the plate with this incredible cup (1993)
If I paid a bit more attention I would have realized that ScummVM could display the MT-32 LCD messages for years, it just did it as a generic message popup. Now a little screen that looks like the MT-32 LCD appears in the top-right corner:
whenever I see a John Fetterman post, this is all I can think of
IT’S LITERALLY REFERENCED IN A LINE ON THE SIMPSONS
I LEARNED THIS WHEN I WAS EIGHT
And you know, you can extend from this to a real important corallary to "Everyone is 12 Now" theory is "There has been a generation-long project to keep people 12."
Conservative news and opinon outlets, regressive mass audience entertainment products, etc. all propagandize a chilidish worldview.
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.
And it's probably also well known the graffiti in Street Fighter 1 literally is him!
Bill Bull sprite
picture of Bill Craven
According to Akira Nishitani, Bill Bull from Final Fight was based on former Capcom USA VP of Sales & MarketingBill Craven.
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Türkiye has quietly been staging a drastic economic comeback, and much of the credit has to go to President Erdoğan for being willing to keep firing the state's chief statisticians until he found the right fit
POCKET SAND
this is the platonic ideal peanuts strip
‘𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘦 𝘓𝘰𝘴𝘵 came to be admired as a wholesome Christian poem by many conventional believers who abhorred Milton’s politics and would have abhorred his theology had they recognised it.’
Tobias Gregory on Milton’s 𝘋𝘦 𝘋𝘰𝘤𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘢 𝘊𝘩𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘢 and 𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘦 𝘓𝘰𝘴𝘵.
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A horse rider with spear and an incredibly badass conical goblin helmet
A woman in some kind of blank faced habit with the top of her head on fire, she looks like she’s manipulated genetic lines for 10,000 years to make sure you were born and you turned out to be a soft as shit dickhead
A load of couriers all wearing face mask sat around a yurt at the feet of a dude in a gold suit sat on a throne with his own face a pitiless void
A dude on a horse, the horse has fucking antlers and somehow that’s not the gnarliest thing here, again his helmeted head reveals a terrifying Stygian abyss where his face should be
Seen a couple of clips the past week from some 1995 Kyrgyzstan documentary The Universe of Manas and had to check out the whole thing. Just absolutely fucking unreal levels of drip here
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What a momentous day for the British state. And what an iconic image to capture it
L'arrivée d'un train en gare de La Ciotat. I was furious at the railway company for their poor planning, and at the theatre owners for not foreseeing the inevitable tragedy
