Ha! Exactly what I was thinking.

Just a bunch of Gomers wandering through a field of rakes.

Whistleblowers just shared a memo showing DHS instructing ICE to force their way into peoples' houses without a proper warrant. Why is this not on all the networks right now? This is a criminal conspiracy to violate rights under color of law.

But will we notice?

Another proud graduate of the University of ChuckleFucks. U ChuckleFuck.

My expectations are subterranean at this point.

Balls are so high because no one can afford heat. It's nuts.

He should have gotten a medium sized tree.

Even Kash Patel looks surprised.

They really do make a card for everything.

When I woke up this morning and the sun came up, I was more surprised than when I read this headline.

I see his new shade of shit-brindle face paint arrived. I can't even concentrate on the video with him looking like he face planted in a chocolate cream pie.

I'm starting to think that is of no particular concern to him.

Wait until he builds his own personal ICE army that has a budget greater than the Navy. You can bet that they won't be swearing an oath to the zConstitution. We are sincerely fucked.

Yes. They also told people FEMA could take their homes.

It's a qualifying factor for trump republicans.

It is both disgusting, and probably also a relief to those who do actually care about these people.

Frost: Tonight the people stealing are not folks with tattoos and hoodies but people wearing suits and ties and congressional pins sitting in the capitol now, not in some alley wrapped in darkness but the United States congress wrapped in the flag. It is disgusting and we will never forget this.

Boyle: We just verified with the congressional budget office and of 13.7 million Americans who will lose their health care because of their bill, exactly zero are undocumented immigrants

McGovern: My state of Massachusetts funds states like Indiana where the gentlelady is from. We get back less than we give. And so how dare she or anybody else vote to steal our tax money and give it to billionaires?

I read this and had to check. Real? Onion? Oh, SNL. Hard to tell these days.

Shouldn’t this be a bigger story?!? Senator Mark Warner calls for probe into report that WH is pressuring countries to use Musk’s Starlink company in exchange for tariff relief. Watch: open.substack.com/pub/jimacost...

Whenever he ramps up the cuckoo, banana bread bullshit, i'm wondering what evil terror Stephen Miller is working on.

They're trying to take the focus away from something more serious, you can bet on it.

Making people aware.

Me too.

Cruelella DeKill, euthanasia Barbie apparently went to the Pete Hegseth school of having your shit together. They're so stupid and incompetent, they are not even competent enough too hire competent people to protect them.

Paying taxes with tears in my eyes knowing what they're paying for - disappearing innocent people to a concentration camp in El Salvador. What have we become?