I do need to work on my Keir Starmer impression. It's just the perfect voice for when you want to imitate someone who is both unknowingly thick and cowardly.
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I do need to work on my Keir Starmer impression. It's just the perfect voice for when you want to imitate someone who is both unknowingly thick and cowardly.
a relatable stupid twink comic where im driving my car hunched over and i say “god my neck fuckin hurt” i think of my comic friend telling me “brie ya gotta have good posture now or youll end up like me!!” i sit straight up and then continue to do so and think “i feel like a fucking sociopath”
looking forward to the criminals who govern us dissembling and havering about this until everyone forgets again
just realised what starmer’s expression of here and elsewhere reminds me of and it’s william h macy in fargo lmao
Can’t believe Sir Keir just went on the telly to announce that it’s actually safer in Dubai right now than in most parts of the UK
the UK is largely a remarkably safe place to live and tbh I think people here should appreciate that more
Cardiff is actually the safest feeling place I've lived in (York 2nd)
lived in Dubai for 18 years and I can firmly say that I did not feel less safe living in London than I did there (in case anyone is doubting whether right-wing grifters are in fact melts).
Honestly pretty scary to see a place you have family and used to live in bombed!
First games of the March Sadness tourney kick off at 9am tomorrow at marchxness.com
Graffiti in the park
Interested in the new valentintestines graffiti in the park today
Gabba gabba hey
McLaughlin's first album is so good and I really wish he stuck to playing that way for a little longer
we are SO BACK
semi abstract drawing of a person watching horses gallop by
year of the horse 🧧🎉
Been lurking on twitter to keep track of all the chaos and randomly noticed that former Leeds captain Liam Cooper is following a bunch of fascists!
Playing some solo guitar/modular synth noises at Chapter in Cardiff in a couple of months' time, opening for Erwan Keravec and Dali de Saint Paul:
www.chapter.org/whats-on/whi...
(I'm listening to 'If Only I Could Remember My Name')
David Crosby would've swept up Bluesky
Rip brewdog, you taught this loner growing up in the suburbs that it's OK to pretend to be weird
“We would expect support for full social transition to be agreed very rarely”
There you have it, the gov wants trans kids to rot in the closet
Racists have really taken the fun out of hating on London
The UK just proposed new school guidance that effectively bans even social transition for trans students (using a different name, pronoun or haircut). It implements a full bathroom ban while requiring mandatory outing of trans youth if a teacher suspects they are trans.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
DAY TICKETS are now on sale
+ our final 3 acts to announce:
EMMA POLLOCK
SASSYHIYA
RADHIKA
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Please note on the Friday we’ve got later access to The Gate, so we’re starting off at Paradise Garden (300 metres away) at 2pm for the first 100 ticketholders to arrive, with
EMMA POLLOCK
WOULD-BE GOODS
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The hypocrisy is off the scale. Does a puff piece in The Times. Then sends a notice via the press regulator telling journalists, those worthy of the name, not to harass him.
RIP to one of the greatest Fred Smiths (and all the ones I know are pretty great)
we had janet weiss, carrie brownstein, mary timony, and rachel cole in one band and we were thriving
I had him down as a classic Peronist, but you're probably right on this one tbh