James Bond: What's this, a phone? I already have one of these.
Q: Oh no, Mr. Bond. That's actually a toad phone. You can use it to call a frog from anywhere in the world.
James Bond: You've outdone yourself this time, Q.
not surprising and yet still jarring to read ex-FBI agents describing how Kash Patel and Bongino reacted to Charlie Kirk's murder while running the agency. truly the content creator administration/podcast govt www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Article titled "8 phrases people over 60 are tired of hearing from younger generations"
1.“You’re not allowed in here.”
2.“Are you lost?”
3.“I don’t know you.”
4.“I’ve seen you before, haven’t I? You were in my garden last week.”
5.“Get out.”
6.“Sir, come with me.”
7.“Did you used to live here? Before…well, before all that happened to you.”
8.“I’m sorry it had to be this way, Frank.”
getting darth maul facepaint at the carnival with my wife of 11 years, i turn to her and tell her i want a divorce
What did he think the other way might be
Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays · Apr 17, 2022 Number of times a real gun has been pointed at my head: 5 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays · Apr 17, 2022 Number of “fights” I have ever been in: zero. I attacked two bullies in my teen years but they surrendered without countering. Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays · Apr 17, 2022 Number of times my car stereo has been stolen: 4 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays · Apr 17, 2022 Number of times my home or garage have been burgled: 5 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays · Apr 17, 2022 Number of times I have been assaulted at knifepoint: 2 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays · Apr 17, 2022 Number of times someone stole more than $50,000 from me: 5-7 times. Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays · Apr 17, 2022 Homes in my neighborhood that have been targeted by smash and steal gangs in past year: 2 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays · Apr 17, 2022 Number of major auto accidents I have been in: 3 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays · Apr 17, 2022 Number of incurable health issues I cured in myself: 3
In memory of Scott Adams, this insane list of self Ls
i'm obsessed with this new drink i discovered on vacation called agua. it's so delicious and the locals serve it with everything
My parents are divorced so we have two January 6ths
Looking into it
It sure seems like America had absolutely no plan here if the vp didn't just immediately capitulate and agree to do everything they wanted
I hate America so much man
Elizabeth Cronis... @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social One of my followers who is a military mom has a 23 year old kid who was a part of the raid and kidnapping in Venezuela. She says that the pressure on the kids to carry out orders that they knew were wrong was overwhelming. Military mom here. My kid was involved in this. You have no idea the pressure they were under by their CO. Disobedience was not an option. Either do your job or get arrested. Kid is only 23.
i bet this shit hits so hard if ur stupid
I don't think america should be allowed to do things like this
I loved when this happened a number of years ago and I'm so happy it is happening again now
Her: why does your hood ornament have such a small penis?
Me: it’s normal size. And there’s nothing ‘hood’ about it
bored ape nft. a monkey in an electric teal hoodie with white drawstrings, the monkie has headphones around his neck and looks like they don’t want to make small talk
man, trump fucked our economy. under joe biden, you could buy a car with this
That one's actually a space balls movie
Try taking the word "the facebook" and replacing it with "meta", dystopian fiction has become reality
David finchres "social network" is almost eerily predictive of what we now know as social media
Watched the first three episodes of the chair company last night. Fantastic, love it. One of the things I really appreciate is that tim robinson has these big meetings and big interviews, things that seem like cliche comedic setups, that he nails in a perfectly acceptable way for that kind of thing
Poster for the movie Night Hunter where Henry Cavill looks like that. Alexandra Daddario is there too, she looks like herself
Henry Cavill IS Mark Ruffalo AS Chris D'Elia IN Night Hunter
You'd think he'd be a lot smarter if he was born and raised in a Barnes and Noble
I’m sorry for partly rocking
if simply associating with depraved pedophiles is enough to get a professor fired how is anyone ever going to learn economics
talked to my financial advisor on the phone today. he says i should try to get more money somehow
I'm glad she's out there teaching people you shouldn't make houses out of that
is that not why the ex presidents all attend the inauguration. i always thought they were there to suck the new guy off
I call him Guilermo Del Too Much Backstory About Doctor Frankensteinro
Quora question: Who is the most wisest actor?
