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@floodmyth

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i'll look into it, thanks!

11.03.2026 06:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

guy i've had a crush on for two years, recently dumped by his gf: it's just, like... how many more brunette musicians do i need to date before it actually works out? 😞

me, brunette musician, going in for the hug: aww, she's out there, buddy... she's out there... πŸ˜”

11.03.2026 04:28 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i guess fender bought studio pro, but if they're still committed to getting that linux build out of beta then i'd drop $200 on that without even blinking

11.03.2026 03:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

think i'm just gonna keep running windows 10 until everything stops working, and then idk. find a linux flavor that works especially well for pc gaming? and everything else can be moved back to my humble 2017 macbook pro, as far as music production is concerned? linux seems bad at music, i think.

11.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

hey now, i will defend malazan bands, they're scrappy but they've got a lot of heart...

11.03.2026 02:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

lots of malazan bands out there too

11.03.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

whenever you see a power metal band photo, you have to take a moment and let yourself feel happy about how five dudes found each other, and all wound up being on the exact same wavelength that leads to them taking a photo like this together

11.03.2026 00:41 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i don't really wanna be doing anything i've been doing, i want to reroll this run

11.03.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

slint is for when you accidentally get to work like an hour early and have to sit in your car in the rain. that's when you put on tweez and imagine "what if i was in a cool loud band practicing in a garage rn"

10.03.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Necrotech, Pigeon Blood Orchid(old work repost)

10.03.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 300 πŸ” 92 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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hmm... idk...

10.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

nothing against workers tap but hungry tiger clears, easy

10.03.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Me: Spit on that thang! Have you guys seen that video?

Heckler: You suck!

Me: Ha! You must have not seen that video!

Heckler: Get off the stage!

Me (realizing the heckler is a woman and remembering an article I read called "Say The 5 Words Every Woman Wants To Hear"): I'm gonna make you happy.

10.03.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 88 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

thank you!

10.03.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

thank you!

10.03.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

thank you!

10.03.2026 14:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#私はこういう硡を描いています

16.02.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 120 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

thank you!

10.03.2026 03:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Darkswoon - Antivenom
Darkswoon - Antivenom YouTube video by Viasonde

our new song, and its music video, came out just now. you can watch it right now if you want to

(heads up, there's some strobing from 2:16-2:24)

10.03.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

that must've been really hard for you πŸ˜”

10.03.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

they're lower priority than my ugly and corrupt ones. i don't mean to sound ungrateful

10.03.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

which ones, which wishes

10.03.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it's been months since i saw a man in his 40s with a joy division t-shirt to have a crush on for 10 minutes

09.03.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

this account's got my fuckin number, dude

09.03.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

those giant snails are pretty cute in pictures, but if i was walking through the woods and saw one in person i'd probably get scared and throw up

09.03.2026 08:10 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

shallowater - god's gonna give you a million dollars

09.03.2026 05:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the mutuals feed is great if you love seeing posts from all your mutuals except for your deeply cherished actual irl friend for some reason. stupid idiot website...

08.03.2026 23:19 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the handsome snakeroot

08.03.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the humble loco moco... a goated meal..

08.03.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i went to the golf course and my gun went off in my belt holster and shot a hole in my pants near the crotch and everyone saw my small penis. they all said good thing it's so small or you would've shot it off

08.03.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0