Kris Salter

What the Smurf?

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Sorry for always reposting this, I hate asking for help

There’s only 3 chicken places in Anchorage: KFC, Popeyes and Canes. Now Canes is the more recent, and Alaskans love new shit, regardless of how mediocre it is (we lost our shit after we finally got a Sonic up here). And the only Popeyes we got had a history of taking forever.

I’m tired, my allergies are killing me, and I’m mainlining dayquil, coffee and choccy milk.

Figures I get my dad’s facial features, but all of my mom’s colors.

You think showing a picture of my grandma would be enough to prove I’m part native to the guy selling the polar bear fur scraps?

Scott Pilgrim style

Re9 style

Was working on some thumbnails for YouTube for when I can afford RE9 and the new Scott Pilgrim game

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Sharing my Ko-Fi again because it’s been a rough 4 months. And I’m at my absolute unit, I’m going to have to move soon because I cannot support myself while my roommate leeches off of me. ko-fi.com/akgaimer

I can’t smoke when I have thin mints, because then I will suddenly run out of thin mints.

Damn, forgot my weight lifting gloves, I’m gonna have to go in raw.

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Sharing my Ko-Fi again because it’s been a rough 4 months. And I’m at my absolute unit, I’m going to have to move soon because I cannot support myself while my roommate leeches off of me. ko-fi.com/akgaimer

Sketch of Turbo Okarun from Dandadan

I’m was bored again

Selfie with Girl Scout Cookies

My dealer’s back in town

THE FUCKING GREEN SLIME, EVERY GODDAMN TIME #sonicracingcrossworlds

Browt from the upcoming Pokemon Winds and Waves

Anthropomorphic Browt

Thick-ass eyebrow-having grass starter final evolution. I love him.

Pikachu retired and moved to Boca Raton

Tangle from Sonic IDW hugging Kit

This gives me life

A scene from Metal Gear Solid with a line from Twins

A scene from Twins with a line from Metal Gear Solid

Did you know you can swap some lines from Twins and Metal Gear Solid, and not change the story at all?

The lack of self-respect you are exhibiting by just sitting there and taking this shit.

I’ve only seen part of it cause it’s on at the gym. But it was Green standing up to the Orange Turd. So it was the best part.

@littlekuriboh.bsky.social Since I know you've been boosting GenAI news related to Genshin games, it was just discovered that they added a clause to their Privacy Policy that allows them to train an AI using your voice if you use in game voice chat.

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Their original designs were about 2010-2011, redesigned them about 2018 and that’s been their go-to ever since.

Appendix
Suck my AppenDICK!

Adam, do the poop go back up the butt?

How scandalous…

I'm not acknowledging President's Day again until we have a president worth respecting.