They have to lie because they've tried, hard, for a few years and all they've got is hypno tits, and they aren't even honest about that.
If Polanski has skeletons, they are well buried because they've found *nothing*
They have to lie because they've tried, hard, for a few years and all they've got is hypno tits, and they aren't even honest about that.
If Polanski has skeletons, they are well buried because they've found *nothing*
Louis Theroux asking the manosphere guy who he's talking to when he's monologuing to the camera killed me
"How do you do," how do I do what
βWait, are we at war with Iran? Jamie pull that upβ
- Joe Rogan, American Moron
This seems pretty bad for the environment.
Youβd think in this era of βMPs face increasing dangerβ there would be more outrage at newly elected Green MP Hannah Spencer being assaulted by transphobes but itβs nowhere to be seen on BBC News app even if you search her name
Have flags been ordered half staff for the fallen soldiers?
No? I guess thats just something special for podcasters
#5DebutAlbums8589 #NowPlaying
Neneh Cherry | Raw Like Sushi
Not many cooler than this woman. A debut that defies description and genre. Equally brilliant singing and rapping, Cherry can do it all, and seemingly effortlessly too.
Almost certainly a lock in for my 5.
#MusicSky
Her trip to Ireland was ruined by this one question?? Gee, I wonder whyβ¦
There's a reason Bluesky was born middle-aged: it's because millennials were the last generation for whom blocks of text were the default method of communication.
love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region
Wow -- as first spotted by @BadFoxGraphics on X, Fox & Friends this morning used *old footage of a previous dignified transfer* to mislead their audience about the fact that Trump wore a baseball cap during the one yesterday
Honestly fair fucks to Vittorio Angelone for calling out Penny Mordaunt on Last Leg
Inter national womens day and the David Lammy mob are too much for me. I m done. By twitter
Happy International Women's Day. It's seven years since Jim Davidson couldn't find the apostrophe on his keyboard and didn't know how to spell "international" or "bye".
Quick reminder: Epstein.
If you're lazy like me and can't be bothered to walk 7ft and open a drawer to find the DVD, an absolute legend has put all of Brass Eye up on YouTube.
youtu.be/pQCrcAFuI-E?...
#InternationalWomen'sDay2026
Somebody, please ask all these Trump-fluffing British politicians exactly what their policy will be regarding the Iranian refugee crisis they are so desperate to create.
This morning in Tehran. It's presently raining oil, per CNN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
Jonathon Pie Really hates Trump!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAcg...
Like, Elon Musk gave a Nazi salute and the ADL said oh actually he's just stimming because he's pro-Israel.
Dire indeed
Soham murderer taken off life support and close to death, BBC understands
SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26
NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%
Iran: look, it's simple. We literally just paint the silhouette of a plane on the ground. We literally just nail together some boxes in the shape of a tank. We literally just pull looney tunes shit. Their AI will make them spend $100 million to destroy $5 of arts and crafts.
the US: grok is this
A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable
Made it to Friday but at what cost
You're gonna need to sit down for this one, but the side that bombed every school in Gaza, and denied bombing the girl's school in Iran (blaming a misfired Iranian missile), has now admitted it did bomb the girls' school after all. Astonishingly, the cover story was a lie.