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Chronica Bellucci

@bringo-bonson

All Bangers All The Time. Irish. David Lynch Fangirl. Free Palestine.

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They have to lie because they've tried, hard, for a few years and all they've got is hypno tits, and they aren't even honest about that.

If Polanski has skeletons, they are well buried because they've found *nothing*

12.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Louis Theroux asking the manosphere guy who he's talking to when he's monologuing to the camera killed me

12.03.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"How do you do," how do I do what

11.03.2026 13:50 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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I use Gemini when I'm bored β€” and it's better than doomscrolling It became my ultimate distraction

WHAT IF YOU JUST READ A FUCKING BOOK

11.03.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 5941 πŸ” 1044 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 130

β€œWait, are we at war with Iran? Jamie pull that up”

- Joe Rogan, American Moron

09.03.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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This seems pretty bad for the environment.

09.03.2026 11:50 πŸ‘ 1265 πŸ” 380 πŸ’¬ 165 πŸ“Œ 18

You’d think in this era of β€œMPs face increasing danger” there would be more outrage at newly elected Green MP Hannah Spencer being assaulted by transphobes but it’s nowhere to be seen on BBC News app even if you search her name

09.03.2026 13:08 πŸ‘ 1076 πŸ” 373 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 17

Have flags been ordered half staff for the fallen soldiers?

No? I guess thats just something special for podcasters

09.03.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 474 πŸ” 125 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 4
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#5DebutAlbums8589 #NowPlaying

Neneh Cherry | Raw Like Sushi

Not many cooler than this woman. A debut that defies description and genre. Equally brilliant singing and rapping, Cherry can do it all, and seemingly effortlessly too.

Almost certainly a lock in for my 5.

#MusicSky

03.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Her trip to Ireland was ruined by this one question?? Gee, I wonder why…

08.03.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 14788 πŸ” 2367 πŸ’¬ 1292 πŸ“Œ 791

There's a reason Bluesky was born middle-aged: it's because millennials were the last generation for whom blocks of text were the default method of communication.

09.03.2026 06:25 πŸ‘ 139 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

09.03.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 19355 πŸ” 4848 πŸ’¬ 234 πŸ“Œ 142
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Wow -- as first spotted by @BadFoxGraphics on X, Fox & Friends this morning used *old footage of a previous dignified transfer* to mislead their audience about the fact that Trump wore a baseball cap during the one yesterday

08.03.2026 13:24 πŸ‘ 12970 πŸ” 4912 πŸ’¬ 923 πŸ“Œ 694
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Honestly fair fucks to Vittorio Angelone for calling out Penny Mordaunt on Last Leg

07.03.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 840 πŸ” 233 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 60
Inter national womens day and the David Lammy mob are too much for me. I m done.
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Inter national womens day and the David Lammy mob are too much for me. I m done. By twitter

Happy International Women's Day. It's seven years since Jim Davidson couldn't find the apostrophe on his keyboard and didn't know how to spell "international" or "bye".

08.03.2026 08:52 πŸ‘ 387 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 1

Quick reminder: Epstein.

07.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 10815 πŸ” 2350 πŸ’¬ 292 πŸ“Œ 66
Brass Eye - Complete Series (All 7 Episodes)
Brass Eye - Complete Series (All 7 Episodes) YouTube video by Max Headroom

If you're lazy like me and can't be bothered to walk 7ft and open a drawer to find the DVD, an absolute legend has put all of Brass Eye up on YouTube.

youtu.be/pQCrcAFuI-E?...

08.03.2026 08:54 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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#InternationalWomen'sDay2026

08.03.2026 10:06 πŸ‘ 289 πŸ” 70 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

Somebody, please ask all these Trump-fluffing British politicians exactly what their policy will be regarding the Iranian refugee crisis they are so desperate to create.

08.03.2026 08:47 πŸ‘ 1496 πŸ” 344 πŸ’¬ 99 πŸ“Œ 15
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This morning in Tehran. It's presently raining oil, per CNN

08.03.2026 06:24 πŸ‘ 449 πŸ” 185 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 65

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

08.03.2026 08:06 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
WAR in IRAN
WAR in IRAN YouTube video by Jonathan Pie

Jonathon Pie Really hates Trump!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAcg...

07.03.2026 23:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Like, Elon Musk gave a Nazi salute and the ADL said oh actually he's just stimming because he's pro-Israel.

07.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 402 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

Dire indeed

07.03.2026 08:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Soham murderer taken off life support and close to death, BBC understands The convicted murderer has been in hospital since late February after being hit on the head in prison.

Soham murderer taken off life support and close to death, BBC understands

07.03.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 6

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

06.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 13698 πŸ” 2981 πŸ’¬ 325 πŸ“Œ 186

Iran: look, it's simple. We literally just paint the silhouette of a plane on the ground. We literally just nail together some boxes in the shape of a tank. We literally just pull looney tunes shit. Their AI will make them spend $100 million to destroy $5 of arts and crafts.

the US: grok is this

06.03.2026 06:56 πŸ‘ 2065 πŸ” 451 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 18
A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable

A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable

Made it to Friday but at what cost

06.03.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 6701 πŸ” 1309 πŸ’¬ 58 πŸ“Œ 93

You're gonna need to sit down for this one, but the side that bombed every school in Gaza, and denied bombing the girl's school in Iran (blaming a misfired Iranian missile), has now admitted it did bomb the girls' school after all. Astonishingly, the cover story was a lie.

06.03.2026 12:16 πŸ‘ 378 πŸ” 132 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 7