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Jared M. Gair

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My goal is to go super-mega-viral and my favorite font is Times New Roman. The only Miami Marlins fan @ NPR and editor-in-chief of Sundries.

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Isn't it funny that Harry's uncle said, "there's no such thing as magic!" and then magic ended up being, like, a huge part of the book

23.05.2025 19:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Isn't it funny that Harry's uncle said, "there's no such thing as magic!" and then magic ended up being, like, a huge part of the book

23.05.2025 19:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For my first post, I want to muse about something that has never once been posited in the history of microblogging social platforms: "Why do they call it a dad bod, and not a father figure?" That was the post. Thank you.

05.02.2025 21:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0