CYNDEER:: J453 🏳️‍⚧️

The clippy cloppies probably aren't great even for robot faces, but could use a polish

None of my friends will let me park a motorcycle at their house because it means I'd buy a motorcycle

I just want a large person to carry around me in a backpack

I refuse to die. I know there's *something* after, but I'm not going to go because I have a thousand stories to write so years later someone will say "Fuck, that was rad".

There is a beauty in memory. We don't see the colours in the moment, but we all can look back and see the painting behind us 😎

Oh my god... my hometown bar had that carpet.

Yes... they put carpet in A BAR

Thanks Jay, without your leadership we wouldn't have so many nazis while queer and/or Palestinian people keep getting suspended.

I just want to say thank you to the furry community. I didn't know a lot about you other than that people were pickin' on y'all and I stand up for that. And now I have a 'fursona' (hope I use that right) and you are just so special

I made one, just for me 🤗

I got something that makes me stand up and it's left me sick and busted. And y'all are the ones that said "If someone goes down in the pit, you pick them back up".

I just want to say thank you to the furry community. I didn't know a lot about you other than that people were pickin' on y'all and I stand up for that. And now I have a 'fursona' (hope I use that right) and you are just so special

Why does everyone think I'm a furry?!

Just because that's the community that stepped up to help and I really like deer and blue and motorsport and... okay I hear it now

I have edited several books, and even turned down a bunch saying "Not my genre, so I can offer a refund on the deposit, or I can refund half and we can talk about story structure". It really does take a human to say "I understand what you're going for, would you like help?"

You know Cereal Killer is out there living her best life now

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(I will admit, I didn't know they dropped the 'Escort' name. Consider me bested)

Another one of those classic Ford's where the engineers are like "You made the engine do what?! We didn't know it could do that!"

Blue anthro deer working on an AC Cobra, shirtless because it'd be a real shame if they got oil on their jacket

(By @artspaper.bsky.social )

Turns out I'm not the only furry who likes old Fords

(Not that I'm a furry. I've never even bing'd the word)

Sick Escort!

The north Canadians tend to roll a little different (Look, a lot of this stuff doesn't survive -30). We ain't always as pretty and shiny. But we're still pretty and pretty shiny

(I love this axe... it's like 8 years old now and has smashed SO much ice)

(I really need to dust and shine, it's been a bit)

Swords. Cute.

I'm not a Mercedes fan, but holy hell did Russell put down a lap #f1

Which distro? I never really got it to work under Mint

The Cyndeer is a cryptid that canonically does not have a ref sheet.

All art and stories are second hand accounts of "I swear to god, I saw it"

And sorry @hankgreen.bsky.social, but 'dick pain'? Please. We called it "The Razor Piss". That's way funnier. Yeah, my cancer friends were funnier than yours!

(They really do undersell the 'uncomfortable urination' thing 😂)

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You know, last time I hid it because I didn't want people to worry. It looks like the cancer is back, 2 new lumps.

Jokes on you, you dumb fucking nodes. I can do this shit day after day, night after night, season after season.

It still seems like he got a neck tattoo, and a chest tattoo, but messed up the paperwork so they swapped places. Like, the art is good, but you went with the small name on your chest and a MASSIVE neckpiece as your only 2 tats. That is a bold choice

A shirtless nonbinary deer with a scar across it's chest leaning on the hood of a classic AC Cobra 427 in matching blue

Amazing piece of art from @artspaper.bsky.social from her raffle. There's another version I'll post later, but I love this one as a "Oh hey there, I'm just working on my car at dusk" sultry look. #Furry #CarFur

Thanks!

A shiny enby deer looking seductive yet menacing in front of an AC Cobra 427

Amazing drawing from @artspaper.bsky.social. She does NSFW stuff, but if you're looking for just cool custom art she absolutely NAILS that too