❔Edward my Beloved❔

I don’t get the whole “oh he nibbled at you’re earlobe seductively” thing
How the hell is that sexy
Like piss off you bug, stop trying to bite my ear off

Do people really prefer disgustingly exaggerated proportions compared to like something that looks more like an actual person you could see ?

I care. I care if you make y/n refer to music meister’s wee wee as a trumpet slide

I don’t like nsfw writing. Not because I’m ace but because it’s so fucking cringe

It’s the bikini big shoes Jon

I love ginger hot babe riddler

Esmeralda W again

Esmeralda W

Slay

Slay

THATS LITERALLY ALL TUBLR WRITERS ARE MOST OF THE TIME

Hi

Why are tumblr writers all just porn addicts

Tee hee

HOLY FUCJING SHIT BLOOMZERO ART

HOLY FUCJING SHIT BLOOMZERO ART

The funniest part is that one of those doodles are canon in my au

Silly FREAKY doodles
Look
Away!!!

DID A THINGGG "for what is a Mad Hatter without a March Harriet to join his party?"

I have genuinely been getting so desperate for Edward art that I’ve been looking at freaky art websites to try see if he’s there

Since I have less of a following here, maybe I’ll turn my blue sky acc into one where I say (and maybe dumb doodle) more freaky thingys

Since I have less of a following here, maybe I’ll turn my blue sky acc into one where I say (and maybe dumb doodle) more freaky thingys

Meow

I shed a tear, damn you capitalism!
#mouthwashing

Imagine if Mouthwashing is called Luncheating or smt #mouthwashing

Meow

Yeah

He like likes me

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