a man with a beard is wearing a green shirt ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a green shirt

today at work, my younger colleague, “so Sophie’s Choice, have you heard of this phrase?”

sleeping mini chocolate dachshund

some serious resting up in prep for a full weekend of his best friend @jtak.bsky.social and likely cabin misadventures with @mistresscurvy.bsky.social @akaharriet.bsky.social

woke up this morning, got some coffee, rolled back to bed to have a nice cup before getting ready, just to find a big ass spider on my pillow where I SLEEP

I did kill it but how will i ever sleep again

@mistresscurvy.bsky.social @jtak.bsky.social @akaharriet.bsky.social wait can we push the cabin back one week

Need to see the knife set first

just brutal

mini dachshund with toilet paper hanging out of its mouth

mini dachshund with toilet paper hanging out of its mouth

mini dachshund with toilet paper hanging out of its mouth, head resting on human

Completely innocent of all toilet paper crimes, he claims

cute little dachshund enjoying the sun on a small balcony

cute little dachshund chewing his leash on a balcony

someone is feeling better!

Malcolm is a very independent sleeper except when I am sick, or when it’s dad or probably friend jon

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue

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small chocolate dachshund in red/white striped pjs

small chocolate dachshund in red/white striped pjs

small chocolate dachshund in red/white striped pjs

small chocolate dachshund in red/white striped pjs

he is not a fan of his pjs but loooooook how cuuuute

Mini dachshund under a Christmas tree!

obviously he was a big help putting the tree up

All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences

Alas, might I have helped here

you gotta watch out for the small ones

Ooooh. I have a space heater somewhere. Good call.

just follow Malcolm obviously

shhhhh

that's so weird like there wasn't a big interest in an inconvenience store

this is his third nap

pup on his back paws up and curled in complete sleep

the most tired pup

I FORGOT IT WAS A THING

IT’S NOT MARE

I COULDN’T VOTE NOW THAT I LIVE IN THE BURBS