How many Muricans does it take to screw in a lightbulb, a taxpayer and a nine year old girl?
I don't know, they won't release the unredacted Epstein files (((R3)))

I'm Pro Knife
If you cut off his genitals there won't be any cases of rape and incest (((R3)))

New idea for a serious topic
The Invisible Klan
About the real estate market & lower curriculum that accompanies it

I lived in Lathrop Homes a housing project in Chicago
I was double promoted
While in foster care in predominantly white Niles Ill. I had 2 take a test to stay in 8th grade R3

A Parodies Nuts

What's Eating Geoble's Grapes

The story of a morbidly obese Maga supporter's struggles to find insulin to keep his equally morbidly obese mama, brother & sister alive during the Murican Civil War Type Two

This film is rated R3 cause we couldn't hide the Camo Toes if we tried

A Parodies Nuts

Maga Mother (Pink Freud)

Maga mother will they spike my Yager bomb
Maga mother will they like my Only Fans dot com
Maga Mother will I have to drain their balls
Hoorah
Maga mother can I have some Adderall

Maga mother should I fuck the president
Maga mother should I cum...R3

The parody that inspired me
(Ronald Reagan)
I wanna drop a Labamba
I wanna sell some missiles 2 Iran
Tell em it was all Pointdexters plan
Ollie North was a hero
Though his I.Q. was zero
He did what he's told
With the weapons he sold
For Iranian gold
Drop Labamba on the Aytollah
Drop La bamba

This one's gonna get down & dirty

Amen-strals

Having never had sex as a virgin, one might say that the birth of Jesus is one of the strangest "periods" in Mary's life
Can I get a Hy-men?
I said
Can I get a Hy-men? (((R3)))

As someone that experienced the sexual deviance in the south in his teens
Roe versus Wade is about keeping the heehaw hoes from embarrassing their Nemaws on Jerry Springer
You're having that baby at age 14 just like she did when they left her alone with uncle Rusty on Thanksgiving
Amen-stral R3

A Parodies Nuts Ad

MotherFolgers

The best part of waking up
Is MotherFolgers that fuck Trump

MotherFolgers contains Adderall as an over the countermeasure to Bubba Blitzkriegs
A side effect of Motherfolgers is extreme morning wood which may lead to microwaving mangos in certain individuals R3

Urban Legends

I felt we needed an update to reflect the real life monsters of our time

If you pee in the shower not only will you not get athletes foot but R Kelly will have no reason to come up the drain and molest you
Pour one out for your boy (((R3)))

Civil War Type Two

Our Nazis let themselves go & need Speed and Ozempic
It's Blitzkrieg not Buttskrieg (((R3)))

Civil War Type Two
Dear blind & Vision Impaired Americans
We are recruiting machine gunners
This is your time to shine
Due to the gross obesity levels of Muricans, they have become such large slow moving targets that eye sight is no longer a military requirement
I mean I can do it blindfolded

What really sucks is that I'd beat the shit out of this soft ass suburban fuck if he wasn't hiding behind Trump's law & disorder
I grew up in a housing project with brothers & sisters in every race
I can't wait 2 catch a Maga fuck in the street
I ran with SHARP
Skinheads Against Racial Profiling

Hegseth has Herpes
Zoom in non gender specific cyber bitches
Zoom in (((R3)))

I'll bet the Ape that learned sign language can't stand the dumb motherfuckers that still live for throwing shit at others
Just in case you thought being special was anything fuckin special
Being intelligent surrounded by ignorance is not exulting but exhausting
It's mental & spiritual torture

Make him be born at sunrise on the longest day of the year with the fire of the sun in his soul in a world full of injustice & violent abusive assholes
What could go wrong?
Be sure 2 handcuff him with poverty, morality & the threat of prison 4 fighting back
In short
I'm beating Ur God's ass 1 day

I think it's cute how you think you won a race you started three feet from the finish line & you still need therapy
Not enough hugs?
Try getting slapped by your parents
I handled it
You couldn't
But please show me on the doll how your segregated coddled white neighborhood parents hurt you R3

How To Piss Off A White $upremacist

Be patient folks
Life is short and there are only 17 white people in heaven
The food and music is to die for (((R3)))

Actually
It's more like talking out of his ass

Radloff The Top Of My Heads

It's true you never see a label maker with a label on their forehead that reads
Judgementally Challenged
You missed a spot dickhead (((R3)))

I'm sure it does like most things we like to do
I never considered it, I just do what I like
I play the sports games only, Chicago Cubs, Bulls & Bears
But I also read & play chess
I like variety in every way
Music, art, sports, people
You like what you like, but many pigeon hole themselves

No
I want to see their arms flail and claw at the rope

A Parodies Nuts
(We Are The World)
We'll End The World

We'll end the world
We'll f**k the children
We are the ones
That raise the interest rates
And the cost of livin
It's Pro Choice were hating
We're losing our trad wives
Fox News is just a better place
For a douche like me (((R3)))

For The R3cord

I am a proud opponent of The Shriveled Whites Movement and it's Monetary Martian leader Talcum X and The White Pamper Party (((R3)))

As an Antag-nostic I must inform Atheists that their unprovable theory is just as ignorant as any faith to me, albeit in different ways
I believe you have all missed the point
If you knew all the answers you would cease to have purpose & would certainly go mad
Wonder is the most wonderful thing

Antag-nostic is the best way 2 describe it
The First Church Of How The Fuck Should I Know? the 4 prophet profit & member of The Separation of Church & Prostate Foundation is not just a joke
I ask the tough questions of Gods

If I am to watch it burn, it seems a cruel thing to teach me to love R3

I'm not anti semitic or any group of people as a whole as I can distinguish one individual from another
Now that I'm done disclaiming for you weak minded folks out there, onto the word play
Jew Cross Jew Shield
I have practicing & non practicing friends that agree with the antiwar sentiment

The thing to remember is that when at war there are no innocent people from a strategic standpoint
Like the agents in the Matrix
You are all part of Ur countries program or in this case production line
Without civilian personnel, war is impossible
You are a potential soldier or factory employee

I've been alive for 51 years & have never driven or been materialistic
So please, do not kill innocent people on my behalf
Some call this being a minimalist
Maybe I'm just happy & intelligent
I'm content & do not have Hoarder Border Disorder & do not care much about your rat races
#richsoul