As someone who grew up in London: crossing the road meant walking between slow moving cars.
London now is much better re: pollution. Why anyone would drive a car, I have no idea. Best public transport system by far.
9m population + 1.1m commuters + 100k tourists. You can’t make that run off cars
If hotel rates are lower, that may be related to the drop in tourism?
A god that needs violent men in order to succeed is a god invented by violent men.
When they start protecting the badger statue from protesters, the Daily Mail will have the headline: Deport Traitorous Badger Badgerers Badgering Badger Statue
Winston Churchill died many years ago, and so hasn’t really done much of note recently.
Whereas beavers are alive now, are very industrious, and don’t even ask for a pay packet.
There’s nothing more British than unpaid workers being given a token gesture by the public imo. I vote for beavers!
Plump beaver
A lively pair of tits
A strutting cock
Ass on the beach, £3 a ride
New pound notes I hear? With British animals? £5, £10, £20, £50 suggestions below
Reaching net zero by 2050 ‘cheaper for UK than one fossil fuel crisis’
This is a thing in the UK where moving a single penny into a higher tax bracket (£100k) will completely remove qualification for 30hrs per week free childcare for pre-school children and tax free childcare for all children up to £2000 per year per child.
Fry from Futurama with squinted eyes - I see what you did there
Reform voters desperately want to win WW3 for old times sake
Not sure I’m enjoying this Russian version of The Weakest Link
Spring forward 30 mins is what I say. Then it’s a nice compromise between the two. India is like this.
Atari 400 ‘touchpad’ keyboard. Touchpad is in quotes on this description. Arrow keys are two above, two below. Top two are up/down, bottom two are left/right. You need to press down hard on the control key and press down hard on the arrow key to move the cursor.
At least those keys register and make signals…
FT comments section this morning - saying what everyone else is thinking, right?
T-Rex in the background there, running away from what was once a leisurely doggy paddle with the inflatables
There are so Khamenei of them
I don’t understand this mentality, if they get back before April 1st they’ll be able to take full advantage of two ISA quotas this year
She’s right though. Everyone knows washing machines are for mixing cement
I’m wish there was a right-handed 👍 to put before the word, creating a symmetrical fandabidozi punctuation
I tried this on Slack where you can make custom emojis. It works great!
It possibly is, for those who never saw the MZ-80A 🙂
No one will know what was said, but he’s dealing with a man who just started a major war because he didn’t like how the negotiations were going.
Oh it’s easy!
Bye bye Rudolph, off you go, Birmingham via Great Western
The number of comment posts on the Mail/Express online that boast how ‘me and all my family are voting reform’ should also be investigated IMO
These polls are based on people’s likelihood of voting, and young people are more likely to stay at home than vote. Reform only have major support from the over 50s
They didn’t nearly win - it was a trouncing. But the headline suggests it was close and influenced by a few foreign born voters.
It’s notable that the Green Party aren’t beating Labour on green issues but on social issues
AI always gets it wrong with the H&M bag 🫤
Hotel lobbies too
