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Tickling text into place. Rarely English. Localisation and Localism. Plus cats. Always cats.

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An expat in Dubai has a startling revelation: the Stephen Collins cartoon Reality check …

www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

03.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for the songs and indirectly bringing me my first musical love, 10cc

27.02.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My daughter shared her English lessons with Pickle so can confirm she is a Very Good Dog.
Huge congrats to her human Hester Poole and best of luck in the skiing

24.02.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So much that could be said on the 4th anniversary of the full scale invasion, but it all just boils down to the ultimate admiration for Ukrainians who have endured so much, fought so hard and deserve victory, peace and prosperity. Slava Ukraini!

24.02.2026 08:14 πŸ‘ 899 πŸ” 203 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 12

So sorry. Love and strength from here. x

23.02.2026 09:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Last day for this - and also a reminder of why this has taken so long.
The hardback was published by Unbound, who promptly collapsed, having spent all my earnings from the book on dubious tech schemes. So although a lot of people bought it, I never saw the royalties.

20.02.2026 10:31 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There are industrial amounts of backstory here, but perhaps later. It is, however, my birthday week, so an excellent chance to celebrate by buying the book in advance.

17.02.2026 10:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Resurrected from the Unbound train crash, time to give this lovely book another go! #walking #thinking #women #connecting

17.02.2026 13:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Blur feat Terry Hall - Nite Klub - My Taratata 1996
Blur feat Terry Hall - Nite Klub - My Taratata 1996 YouTube video by Damon Albarn Unofficial

Not seen this before but v good

15.02.2026 11:33 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Utterly vile - Farage not only spouting Kremlin propaganda but denigrating the memory of those who died in the fight for democracy at Maidan

13.02.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 108 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Perhaps we should experiment with listening to women for a change.

08.02.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Close up of a bag of Riverford potatoes. The description is headed β€œAcoustic Potatoes”.

Close up of a bag of Riverford potatoes. The description is headed β€œAcoustic Potatoes”.

This morning I will be strumming my spuds.

08.02.2026 10:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sharing my sister's wordle because I think this should be recognised for the achievement it is
Wordle 1,693 X/6

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06.02.2026 07:25 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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Please, my magic bean, it is very sick

05.02.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 6002 πŸ” 792 πŸ’¬ 211 πŸ“Œ 135
A narrow muddy path confined between a wall on one side and a thick hedge on the other; it goes on a long way with no escape.

A narrow muddy path confined between a wall on one side and a thick hedge on the other; it goes on a long way with no escape.

Why planning policy matters: a short cautionary tale.
As I keep saying, the new draft National Planning Policy Framework fails to mention safety for women and girls (or indeed to include the word woman at all)
Why this is important is explained by the picture below.
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04.02.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

so crazy to me that a woman asked trump if he has any words for epstein's victims and he said "you as a young woman should smile more." it will go nowhere bc republicans refuse to hold trump accountable, but it's still pretty crazy.

04.02.2026 06:45 πŸ‘ 13537 πŸ” 2139 πŸ’¬ 219 πŸ“Œ 73
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Waddle this way! The sign-making genius who kept Britain’s drivers (and ducks) safe Airports, road signs, animal warnings … Margaret Calvert revolutionised how Britain looked and her brilliantly clear designs are still used today. We meet the typeface legend and Porsche lover

The print headline, β€œI Shot the Serif”, is much better. Nice article.

www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...

03.02.2026 13:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i think pretty much all of this thread is correct

03.02.2026 12:27 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I hate the captive princess narrative so much. It tends to be applied disproportionately to women who are considered conventionally attractive, eg Melania Trump. The fact is that women who choose to marry awful men are usually awful themselves. That’s why they like those men. Adult women have agency

01.02.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 1074 πŸ” 163 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0
A tabby cat with its back to the viewer sits on scrubland grass surrounded by dying fern fronds, harmonising but not camouflaged

A tabby cat with its back to the viewer sits on scrubland grass surrounded by dying fern fronds, harmonising but not camouflaged

Other work by the Ladybird artists.
β€˜Cat among ferns’
Artist: CF Tunnicliffe

31.01.2026 08:19 πŸ‘ 396 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3
"The NPPF is a planning document.
It sets out guidelines for housebuilding and planning in England.
"The VAWG strategy is about protecting women and girls from violence and misogyny.
"It's unclear as to why anyone would expect the two things to be combined and therefore difficult to respond directly to the criticism."

"The NPPF is a planning document. It sets out guidelines for housebuilding and planning in England. "The VAWG strategy is about protecting women and girls from violence and misogyny. "It's unclear as to why anyone would expect the two things to be combined and therefore difficult to respond directly to the criticism."

The Guardian has covered the story that there's no mention of women's safety in new planning guidance, despite it being recommended in two major government reports in the last month. But this is what the Dept of Housing, Communities and Local Gov had to say.

Where's my pitchfork...

28.01.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 5
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England planning proposals fail to mention safety of women and girls, say critics Draft proposals likely to β€˜embed risk and inequality’, campaigners and urban planners say

we have a contender for most stupid response by Ministry spokesperson in living memory...

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

28.01.2026 13:06 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

as a left-wing American, I feel the need to warn the British something they already know: if you have a choice between milquetoast centrist fucks everyone hates and literal Nazis, please don’t make the same mistake that we did

25.01.2026 12:28 πŸ‘ 164 πŸ” 59 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2

Well Dave Vanian *sounds* a bit like David Sylvian. Maybe the AI is in hard of hearing mode.

24.01.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A line drawing of a street scene with children skipping, a bike going by and birds in the sky

A line drawing of a street scene with children skipping, a bike going by and birds in the sky

An observation test for your inner 8-year-old.
You’ll be doing well to spot 12 deliberate mistakes.

From Treasure magazine, 1963
Official answers coming soon

(Even if you don’t reply, could you please β€˜like’ or share this one?)

24.01.2026 08:16 πŸ‘ 1167 πŸ” 342 πŸ’¬ 123 πŸ“Œ 51

Awful news. My heart goes out to you. x

22.01.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.

22.01.2026 03:58 πŸ‘ 15481 πŸ” 5773 πŸ’¬ 141 πŸ“Œ 1553
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It’s hard to justify Tahoe icons Looking at the first principles of icon designβ€”and how Apple failed to apply all of them in macOS Tahoe

it's so much worse than i even thought

tonsky.me/blog/tahoe-i...

21.01.2026 14:29 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 6

Why doesn't Trump just say he wants Russia? Russia won't be a threat to America if America owns Russia surely, and it's not like anyone sailed a boat to it, so it's probably free.

20.01.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 111 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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was briefly so excited reading this until I realised he meant Davos

20.01.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 1548 πŸ” 325 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 20