Kristen Mork

An adorable grey kitty staring at the camera, ears perked.

Ms Tara Belle is right up there!

We're halfway there! Halfway to τ day.

"How do you stay so calm?!?"

Honey, I'm an openly transgender enby navigating a hostile administration. I don't have the energy to get worked up over every little technical detail.

Also, meditation.

(Honestly, I enjoy the reputation.)

Yoga instructor: For your final pose, do whatever feels good.
Me: *finds ice cream*

So ... Kristen ... why did the doctor suggest you take an SSRI? Well ... because it's too obvious too much of the time that too many people would prefer I not.

How do fantasy worlds (with some form of resurrection) handle inheritance? 🤔

He's not the only one. I, too, am surprised that he wasn't first. He seems so qualified to win a race to the bottom.

I am just unspeakably tired of people who are not trans deciding how (and if) trans people should live

I enjoy the plot twists and elaborate narrative structure and the sly typographical hints. But romance? Nah.

"But, Kristen, how do you know you're neurobland?" Well, I read Gideon the Ninth and Harrow the Ninth and at no point did I appreciate any sort of romantic allure.

accosted on the shuttle bus).

The response is *always* of the form, "Oh, I'm so sorry ... is there some other way we can get into your pocketbook?"

First one to show empathy rather than a new angle will probably make a sale.

(*You can’t spell title without a tit.)

I am regularly contacted by people in marketing wanting to show me their cool new whizbang (a perk of my title*). They wonder if they can do so when I attend Gartner in Orlando (next week). At which point, I tell them that I won't be there because Florida isn't safe (last year was memorable in being

Where does the Constitution establish the Divine Right of Parents? I was sleeping that day in Civics class.

Federal Lawsuit on Stone Bridge Locker Room Case Ends in Settlement The Loudoun County School Board has settled the lawsuit filed against it by the two boys who accused the division of discrimination in the Stone Bridge High School locker room

My property tax dollars should not be used to settle claims that allow so-called Christians to engage in rank transphobic behavior. Fuck this bullshit.

www.loudounnow.com/news/federal...

Ooh, which one?

The military. Is shooting. At CBP? 🤣🤣🤣

Couldn't happen to a better administration!

Kansas has invalidated the licenses of transgender people. We aren't allowed to drive to work. We aren't allowed to pick up our kids from school. We aren't allowed to drive to the DMV to get an erroneous replacement. We aren't allowed to vote.

The fascists are terrified of us.

The State of the Union is incoherent and fraught with lies and intolerance. So is tonight's speech.

Adorable! 🥰

Why *grey* sweatpants? It seems like almost any hue, saturation, and value combination would work.

rting to smell a lot like Christian nationalism and not freedom.

Me: I chose not to help the administration out transgender service members.
Them: what? You should be fired, jailed, or executed!

To my recollection, these are the same people who said patty cake patty cake can't make a baker bake me a cake. Bakers have more rights than data scientists? This is sta

We are a nation of checks and balances. Checks the president writes himself to improve his bank balances.

It's not entirely clear the dungeon in question. Regardless, I approve this message!

Whoever left this origami unicorn on my desk at work is an angel! 🥰

I have found a hack to make the NBC Olympics coverage tolerable. Turn up Death by Romy and mute the TV.

Yay!!!

My impression was that I looks like my mother. Had she had a better life, and could find this much joy.

Rude!!

Joy is a dress that fits just right!