Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀

(The Joker from Batman, talking to Bat woman in a jail cell) There …must be some kind of way out of here....

WHEN YOU SEE YOURSELF AS "ROBIN HOOD PRINCE OF MEMES" STEALING FROM ONE GROUP TO FEED ANOTHER, SPREADING JOY ACROSS THE LAND

(Guy drinking a cup of coffee at a table with a sign) Trump is learning the meaning of "You break it. You fix it." CHANGE MY MIND

Iran Drops Unredacted Epstein Files Over U.S. (A plane dropping leaflets)

Told my mom she needs to stop filling the bird feeder because wtf is this (A tiny round bird)

my phone when i say i want to buy something: (4 of the cast of friends listening in on a closed door, labeled as: google, facebook, instagram and YouTube)

My friend just popped in as she was taking her cat to the vet. The pet carrier her dad made her may be the best thing ever (Sign) AL-CAT-RAZ

(Intersection points of a Venn diagram of “your cats”, “teenagers” and “Rage Against the Machine”) Complete disregard for the effort you put in Fusk you, I won't do what you tell me Can really shred Loud and abrasive

DUDE, YOUR SHIT WAS IN OUR WAY (Cats sitting on a table as broken potted plants cover the floor)

DID You knOW THaT IF You SNEEZE AND FART AT THE SAME TIME.. YOUR BODY TAKES A SCREENSHOT? (Old painting) American School 18th Century - Portrait of a Gentleman (circa 1810)

(Trump checking out the girl in the red dress, Bibi Netanyahu, as his girlfriend Putin looks on angrily)

Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone@verhere A dating app but it's just one picture of someone's bookshelves, one of their usual grocery haul, one of their pets, and one of their thermostat

God's To-Do List 1. Make man. 2. Give them free will. 3. Slaughter 99.9% of them for using it. 4. Randomly favor one group. 5. Never speak or write a single word. 6. Legalize slavery and ban shrimp. 7. Kill myself for a weekend. 8. Hide.

YouTuber Logan Paul purchased this NFT for $635,000 in 2021. Today, it's worth $155. Lauren Chen • @TheLaurenChen It's easy in 2026 to look back at the NFT trend and say it was stupid But it was also easy in 2021 to look at it and say it was stupid

(Woman’s tweet) Serious question for believers of Heaven... When I was a child, being told a loved one was "watching over me" was comforting. However, as an adult, I'm wondering if Grandma is just sittin back watching me gobble balls or is there some kind of privacy setting I should know about?

kaitlyn @kaitlyntrahan I need to get my life together but I'm kind of waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.

Real men lead women to Christ not their bedrooms. … Jesseca HO Either way she's going to leave disappointed.

Nathan W Pyle • @nathanwpyle me: waiter this soup is cold waiter: it's Gazpacho me: Gazpacho this soup is cold

Erwin Schrödinger and his cat photographed together at a beach. (The cat taking the selfie)

(MAGA don’t tread on me flag, but instead says…) NOTHING IS REAL UNTIL IT HURTS ME

(Trump) The lives of courageous American heroes! may be lost. That often happens in war* (Lord Farquaad from Shrek) Some of you may die. But it's a sacrificellam willing to make.

(Trump) We have unleashed hell on Iran. (2 guys) What did he say? I don't know. Something about really young girls.

(Advisor whispering to stunned George W Bush) Sir, you are no longer responsible for the most ridiculous war in the Middle East

I-Courtney Heard (Godless M... @godless_mom Atheists! What if you're wrong? What if you never believe in Kahless the Unforgettable & destroy your chances of getting into Stovokor? What if you're tortured for all eternity by Fek'lhr in Gre'Thor? You're only an #atheist until you're on the Barge of the Dead!

(A black cat) My humans bought an extra large bag of my favourite food... so l've decided i don't like it anymore. ✨STAY TOXIC✨

This man saved a dog from a house fire, the cat saved itself by jumping out the window (Can flying out the window of a burning house)

Cat: “That dogs a wimp”

DAILY SHOW thedailyshow: "Holy shit, did WE ever make the right decision" - The US Women's Hockey Team

My computer started giving me side quests... (Screen) ERROR An error occurred. The Wizard must be stopped.

State of the Union BINGO THE RESISTANCE Claims the 2020 election was stolen Claims he ended "X" number of wars Bashes SCOTUS Says the phrase "Transgender for Everyone" Mentions Nicki Minaj Hints at refund checks Mumbles something incoherent Mentions Greenland Hints at war with Iran Calls Melania a "movie star" Says the phrase "fake news" Rambles about China Mentions Joe Biden (FREE) Claims Epstein is a hoax Talks about a woman's body part Claims fraud in California Pushes the SAVE Act Lies about the economy Bashes Canada Says "nobody's ever seen anything like it" Claims poll numbers are fake Mentions Obama Praises tariffs Claims prescriptions are down by over 100% Mentions the Olympics

Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice WOW!!! JUST GOT A CALL FROM A VERY RELIABLE SOURCE (TOP LEVEL) THAT DONALD TRUMP IS FURIOUS RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM (GOVERNOR OF THE FREE WORLD) HAVE COMPLETELY "HIJACKED" THE NEWS ON HIS "BIG SPEECH DAY" WITHOUT EVEN TRYING. FOX NEWS IS WALL-TO-WALL COVERAGE OF ME AND MY "ROAD SHOW." MY RATINGS ARE THROUGH THE ROOF! MUCH BETTER THAN DOZY'S. PEOPLE ARE NOW SAYING THAT I SHOULD DELIVER THE SPEECH INSTEAD OF TRUMP'S "STATE OF THE SNOOZE." I WOULD CRUSH IT. EVEN WITH DYSLEXIA. ESPECIALLY WITH DYSLEXIA! UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE, I DON'T NEED THE TELEPROMPTER (VERY ADVANCED SKILL, VERY RARE). I MEMORIZE. IT'S CALLED PREPARATION. LOOK IT UP, DON! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! -GOVERNOR GCN