White smoke from the pope’s very own chimney.
It’s Popin’ time, mutha fuckers!
08.05.2025 16:11
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White smoke from the pope’s very own chimney.
It’s Popin’ time, mutha fuckers!
‘Some of the lads are off to watch PSG-Arsenal, we can faff about with the furnace later - you know what an arse-ache it can be.’
I'm your huckleberry
RIP
You may need this today. So, here.
“Cans”
From @newcastleunited.com on twitter. #NUFC
I've waited a lifetime for this
I still can't believe it #NUFC
The Muppets already took Manhattan. Idk why they stopped. With their power, they could’ve easily taken many more.
I’m going to need all of you to do a FAR better job spreading the word about this film when we finally come to cinema screens! 😅
We should tariff podcast equipment by 200%
i can't think of anything more vile and small and pathetic than terrorizing the smallest, most vulnerably community of people who want nothing from you, except the right to exist" pedro pascal
Ayup❤️
the best thing about getting older is being injured by sleep
Yes I’m judging you. People who never get your cracked screens fixed
We truly are living through Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events
Because you TOTALLY asked for this… and MapQuest has NOTHING better to do…
We’ve granted you exclusive access to a place very dear to our heart: gulfof.mapquest.com
Think of it as the Upside Down but more... minimalist. Pls share so we can behold your genius (or judge you, lovingly) 😘
Illustration: a pair of hands protruding above the surface of a body of water, bearing aloft a capybara emitting an ethereal glow, in the manner of the lady of the lake presenting King Arthur with his famous sword. Caption: Excalibara
Excalibara.
#art #KingArthur
Today was a rough day, but I'm sure if I stay awake on my phone for another two hours, the day will be much better.
😜
In the 60s, when the world seemed normal, people dropped acid to make the world seem weird. Now that the world is weird, we drop Prozac to make it seem normal.
Suggest you and your buddy walk through some fields and talk for a few hours and they'll all look at you like you're insane. Throw in some golf balls, and everyone's in.
What a cliffhanger. Can’t wait for Nosferathree.
To me, nothing is funnier than this. Everything competes with scrunched up Kermit
morpheus from the matrix
What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.
Men don't go "Yabba Dabba Doo" anymore
I heard he's looking for a zoo to buy
maybe the guy who names all the rappers is just tall
I'm on a gradual migration
But found that I'm here more than the other place now
