Does anyone wanna give me several hundreds of thousands of dollars? Thanks.
21.03.2025 20:17
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Does anyone wanna give me several hundreds of thousands of dollars? Thanks.
i have done three reformer pilates classes this week it’s really so over for you bitches
first tiktok I see this morning ‘hot girls do you know you have autism’ clocked my ass
did i just swipe right on a man because he had clippers season tickets? well….yes
we are living in succession season 5
the tarot readings on tiktok are NOT the same some white man just told me i had an entity around me I think the fuck not white man!!!
omg rednote doesn’t allow witchcraft content 😭 wtf!!!!
where the fuck is tom from MySpace at a time like this?!?!
my bestie has been responding to some of my reactions by saying ‘wow you really are a carrie!’ as in bradshaw. and it’s doing more work than any therapist has.
so…unfortunately I don’t speak mandarin so I guess it’s this app to waste time
spot on!!!
not to be uncouth at a time like this but im seeing A LOT of firefighters on the apps rn
I would simply lay down & die.
I just wanna announce that if I had a crush on you in 2024 I WILL NOT have a crush on you in 2025 you’ve lost your chance.
Every single British show my mother watches has approximately 27 story lines, several people are murdered, people are cheating, secret babies, nuns, everyone is dying of a sickness. Just chaos.
my ideal 2025 dating situation:
- i date one man each month. 12 total.
- they fight to the death hunger games style for my hand in marriage
- im engaged by 2026
may the odds be ever in your favor 🫡
i announced to the entire family I was pregnant tonight just for a little ✨razzle dazzle ✨ i am not.
first thing I see on tiktok this morning is a man in a winnie the pooh sweatshirt eloquently explaining the dynamics of brat taming. this app cannot go away ive built this algorithm brick by brick.
One thing about me…. I will always find out every angle of the story. Like a blessing from GOD the chisme finds me. I am God’s Favorite when it comes to information and lore. The truth will always set me free. lmfaoooo my life is unreal 🤣🤣🤣
the elf on the shelf is doing too fucking much.
obsessed with these very round very tan British meatball human beings running around nyc eating every fast food restaurant and going to target and tiktoking it. like the most joyful meatballs around. life can be so simple.
some man in the christmas ornament section of Target called his wife/gf on the phone and summoned her over by saying ‘hey goblin woman’ and then started talking to her in the most condescending tone. im so glad im single and yes he was sharped faced, ugly and poorly dressed. girl get out.
when I am left to my own devices after my morning routine I am ready for the day at the earliest 4pm.
just got microagressed by chatgpt
No full ABG bangs
guys I’ve been considering getting bangs for three weeks please check in
no fucking way the shooter’s name is luigi
guys i am so scared to go to sleep after seeing queer. was that a horror movie lowkey? loved it. very hot. very Dali surrealism. but also nightmare inducing at parts.
not to be ✨that girl✨ but i decided to reread all about love because i feel like we’re in a moment that needs the guidance of bell hooks. like 2 pages in and i fucking cried!! like that unexpected wave of emotion that catches you off guard. read it people. we need it.
i love my tiktok algorithm