vessel alert

watching vbros and this scene was honestly just a good excuse to draw capo in this outfit #greatgodgrope

saw this on tumblr and it's literally so true woah

"Post a random image from your phone, no explanation." 
https://bsky.app/profile/sarcoph.bsky.social/post/3lg4jeanm2s2d

Please look to this post they made to figure out how to help and be proactive.

If you're going "this is too long to read." Cool, if you got more important things in your life going on then take care of those first obv.

But if you're doomscrolling and saying that, I don't have nice things to say.

various sketches of a grey anthropomorphic fox with striking yellow eyes. she's femme and has dreadlocks and a braided tail. she wears a purplish outfit and one of the sketches features her as a human with darker skin.

Magna the witch fox
(she/they) 🦊

Weed before beer?

You're in the clear.

Beer before Weed?

You face the sneed.

A round Arcanine standing upright, eyes looking down at his round belly with a concerned expression

I think @flame.dog needs to cut back on the poké-puffs 🧁

long story short subscribestar has updated their TOS to the exact kind I quit patreon over- policing anthro, nonhuman, noncon, size difference, etc art, and explicitly going after people who post any of that to other sites as well. So I'm going to have to re-examine whether I use substar at all

hell yes

Happy Mario Day specifically to dynamite T4T couple Birdetta and Wart

Super Mario Collection (1993, Japan)

Digital watercolour illustration of the Pokémon, Sylveon. It has lost its pink and blue colours, now appearing beige and brown similar to Eevee. It has a slight beige tuft of hair around its chest, as well as the tip of its tail also appearing beige like Eevee. One of Sylveon's neck ribbons is wrapped around its neck before falling to the floor, matching all three other ribbons that are also drooping and lifeless. Sylveon is looking at itself in the reflection of a wooden standing mirror, frowning. There is text above that reads, "will I love again? Will I ever feel loved again?".

What happened to me? 🪞

#Pokemon #Sylveon

notice to all my followers: if i like a post from a long time ago it is me being weird. i'm always watching. im searchiong your account for personal information. you cannot escape my gaze.

I forgot my other pants 🙈

Train of thought

me: i sure wish there was a big long wood instrument for me to blow air into

the humble didgeridoo:

I dream of hot springs

Hmbgr 🍔

mint sketch she is a gay dog

gamer smell

Scolipede has some real diva energy #wip

Remember guys, you can’t afford a gas rig, or a coal mine, or a nuclear power station, but you can afford to put some cheap solar panels on your roof.

That’s why the fossil fuel industry has spent billions trying to kill renewable energy.

The dealer needs to keep you addicted.

mario with his arms crossed saying "Tank you-a so much for buying-a my product!"

happy mario day

#duskvyle #pokemonmysterydungeon

Brooke, a doll of an anthropomorphic purple stoat with cyan eyes and black hair, stands with a twisty, flowy pose as he looks over at the viewer with sheepish but friendly smile. Brooke hangs his fedora on his index finger, wielding his magnifying glass with his other hand. He has a purple sweater with a heart opening showing his bare chest with speaker-holes. He's also wearing white pants, a red belt, a purple longcoat, white gloves, black spats, and red high-heels. His hair is braided with a ponytail and curly side-bangs. A single loose curl hangs off his forehead. He has red, circular earrings, and glasses. His belt is loose, and hangs off to his side. All in all, an extremely barbie-looking guy. The inside of his coat is colored the same cyan as his eyes. Did I mention his eyes are solid cyan with black pupils? Aw man there's a lot to describe, honestly. He's got eyelashes, a white muzzle, and a pink undertone. black and red lipstick. i think that's it. help me Descriptive text around Brooke reads: BRooke! [[A logo with letters made of round, playful lines, with the "oo" having dots in them to represent eyes, looking up cutely to the top right]] -Typing software mascot -Detective Guy -Stoat -He Deals with Horrors* -Part-time Dress-Up Doll -Sometimes tall -Sometimes Small [[He's doodled near a minimally drawn human. A smaller Brooke stands cutely in the human's hand, while a Brooke significantly taller than the human stands next to them, posing with his hand on his hip.]] *He gets into Silent Hill-ass mysteries every tuesday -Default Mascot design for Marketability [[There's a cute, bean-shaped, "scrimblo bimblo" version of Brooke in the bottom right. He's got the proportions of a Kirby animal like Rick, but floating hands, like Susie. From Kirby, not the lizard. Brooke gestures with one hand towards himself and another outward, like he's explaining some infographic off-screen. his eyes are drawn one with his glasses, large expressive rectangles.]]

Brooke, a doll of an anthropomorphic purple stoat with black hair, glasses, and red earrings, stands in front of a standing-desk, looking directly at a flat-screen computer monitor. His white-gloved hands hover over the keyboard, ready for typing. He explains with a slight smile [[interjecting whispered dialogue into his speech bubble as minimized text]], "A proper standing desk should allow you to keep your arms bent at a 90-degree angle while maintaining easy access with the keyboard, and a straight yet comfortable posture. [[do you think i'm pretty]] Then, just adjust the monitor to a height that is directly parallel with your eyeline. Back in my day, CRTs made these kinds of desks hard to come by, haha. I'm a bit rusty with new technology. [[Having long fingers is also. new to me]]" A distinctly sillier, yet-to-be-yassified version of Brooke is doodled in the bottom right. Here he's more of a bean-shaped stoat mascot with floating gloved hands. An arrow points to him, saying, "(Circa 1989)"

Brooke stands idly with a vacant expression on his crudely drawn face. He has a black sweater with a heart opening showing his bare chest with speaker-holes. He's also wearing white pants, a red belt, a purple longcoat, white gloves, black spats, and red high-heels. His hair is braided with a ponytail. Text above him reads, "-Inspired by Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing -and Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego" There's a smaller headshot of him wearing a purple fedora that matches his coat. "HAT" is written, with an arrow pointing at it. Brooke's face is doodled in more flattering detail in the top right, somehow even lower detail in the middle right, and in the bottom right, Brooke is depicted as a computer. Like, a computer with just his face on the monitor. Someone off-screen asks him, "Brooke show me fortnite milfs" Brooke replies, with an unimpressed yet pitying smile, "Hi. I'm the Brooke. You're not getting that"

This is Brooke! Look at He

🐶🚫

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