Weapons doesn’t hold a candle to Bring Her Back. Not even close. It was a good movie, but it was more of a mystery than a horror film.
Bring Her Back is gut punch after gut punch after gut punch and it’s great.
Would you say their hatred is BONE deep? (Get it? Cause dogs like bones? I’m so tired, man)
The girl Gargoyle from the hit 90s show Gargoyles had me like 🥵🔥🌶️
I found my femininity finally and man is she pissed
Lae’zel is my Wonder Woman 🐸♥️ #frogwife #BG3
Me, gasping for breath cause I have a lung infection
Wife: why you sound kinda hot though? 🔥🥵😜
*dead fish sounds*
Practical Magic made me gay because Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman were too hot
>Got the big “fuck everything” sads
>Cat is cold
>Cat snuggles
>still sad, but more optimistic
I love my little fat boy
I’m on Facebook because it’s the only way to reach some people that I really love. Also, there’s a group where I’m pretending to be an ant and I can’t let the colony down.
God I hope she gets 3 houses and a ranch for that shit. I hope she never has to look at another bill again.
"I want more animation with mature themes made by animators and artisans who REALLY want to work on something instead of it being completely controlled by a committee of money-powered executives! we need more funded passion proje-
WAIT NO NOT LIKE THAT"
How is Dracula the bad guy in Castlevania? Completely valid crashout, if a bit of an underreaction. I mean… only one country?
Reheated frozen chicken Alfredo dinner is best enjoyed at 2am.
Yes, my fiancee is out of town why do you ask
RIP Chuck
If money wasnt an object I’d give to every person on the street and eat sushi for dinner every night yk
All you morning people DISGUST me. Excuse me for enjoying peace and quiet at 2am and you look at me like I’m weird?? Y’all get on the treadmill at like 5am that aint natural
Couch rotting > bed rotting
Discuss
I have finally started playing Stardew Valley. Looked up and now it’s Wednesday 😬
Little kids who like scary things make me want children, honestly. Let the darkness consume you, child
My favorite part about being a short cis lesbian in love with a tall trans bisexual is that my eyes line up with her titties PERFECTLY
I get anxious at drive thrus because I don’t want anyone to see how messy my car is 😭😬
Yes the explanation kills the joke but it’s important to me that the Public knows I respect my sexy bimbo wife
The reason I’m still a Christian is because God gave me a bimbo with a degree (she said it’s ok I can call her that) and idk what I did to deserve this but Amen.
Last week I was into cheese making. This week? Obsessed with blue tongue skinks.
Being neurotypical must be boring as hell
“You can’t blame flash floods on the GOP”
Yes the FUCK I can. No predictions, no push notifications - I had no idea it was going on until I read the news.
Literally left Texas for a week and 30+ people have died from the flash floods that were easily preventable had the state’s GOP not voted to defund the National Weather Service.
I hate it here
Blue tongue skinks, all with their tongues hanging out and in all different colors surrounded by doodles of green stars and swirls. They each have a caption - “can you handle allll this?” “Life is precious, do what you want” ”Do you even lift?” “Quit placating” and my personal favorite “Hungry for ass”
Blue tongue skink doodles in my journal today
This is a Fourth of July post.
Thank you for keeping your fans safe!!
