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Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

Fuck it. If Disney doesn’t want that easy billion dollars, I say go ahead and post the script on AO3

Thanks!! I love it too and really hope we get to see someone’s take on it someday

Edited Twitter post that was originally about baseball now says “Ben Solo saw the Senate going after his mom and turned into prime Darth Vader.” Below that tweet is a photoshopped picture of Kylo Ren saying “eff the Republic”

Reylo AU where Ben Solo joins the First Order because he’s angry about the awful things the Republic says about Leia when they learn Vader’s her dad

Is Rey charmed or annoyed when she finds out? Idk but I want to read it so much that I made this dumb pic so someone pls 🙏

@reyloprompts.bsky.social

Adam Driver I did this for you

1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar

2025: ohhh ok

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I’m trying to do the same but have been finding it hard to look away from it all! I need to get back to spending more time with all my favorite Reylo friends again 💜

Kal!!! How have you been?!

Tweet by mr trapple @bigsnugga i was raised on silk shirt rnb so all that incel shit never hit for me, i believe in beggin for the pussy. outside in the rain, crying, throwing up, just for a sniff. thats your role as a man

Do I even need to say it…

The sort of man willing to put his life on the line for a dad joke. RIP to a real one 🙏

This is why Ben Solo turned to the dark side

For all the flak George Lucas gets for his writing, pretty hard to deny the "so this is how liberty dies" line is an unfortunately spot on banger.

#SkeletonCrew #StarWars

Drew a little Neel in anticipation for tonight.
May he bless your timeline with optimism.

#SkeletonCrew #NeelNation

This is the hottest thing I’ve ever seen good LORD

The Golden Globes has the chance to do the most traumatizing thing ever (asking Brian Cox to present this award)

Jesus Healing the Lame & Blind, by François-Louis Dejuinne, 1817, 📸 by Phil Ellsworth

Two stages of writing:

1) This shouldn't take too long
2) Oh no

one true love

A [FAKE] tweet from South Korea's soon-to-be-ex-President Yoon Su, reading "The haters said we couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters"

You all MOCKED George Lucas and said this was boring or dumb but who’s laughing now???

A comic showing two adventurers trying to enter a sealed vault. As they look for a way in one of them notices a symbol on the door depicting two people banging. “Could it be that simple?” he muses. And it turns out it is. Having sex in front of the tomb door unseals it, and reveals the treasure inside.

imo movies should only contain sex scenes if they further the plot

I needed to see this, maybe you do too.

Everyone needs a friend like this in their lives. An update on the Grandma who accidentally invited teen to Thanksgiving dinner celebrates 8 years of a beautiful friendship.

“You’re not my grandma, but can I still get a plate tho?”
🧵

reylo みんな好きなやつ

Andor made sex canon so Star Wars: Episode X could begin with an extended Reylo sex scene

Maurizio #6 A sepia-toned monochromatic digital painting of Adam Driver dressed as a young Maurizio Gucci, caught mid-pivot, pinstriped suit stretched over the rangy frame of his shoulders, face turned to his left, profile limned in light, long mop of carefully styled hair slightly mussed, downcast eyes tilted with amusement, a small smile curling the corner of his mouth and rumpling his dimples.

has it really been 3 years since House of Gucci was released? apparently! Here's a painting I did of Adam as Maurizio to celebrate

"Maurizio #6"
digital painting / #AdamDriver / #art

here you go <3
#reylo #reyloart #myart

darth vader and luke skywalker fighting with lightsabers in a dark room ALT: darth vader and luke skywalker fighting with lightsabers in a dark room

Showing my film students THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK tonight. On the big screen. Because it's always darkest before the dawn.