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A scategorical imperative, hoister of petards, fat man trapped in a fatter man's body he/they

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Ok, but to be fair, nothing compares to the Blizzard of 96. It beat the old record in Philly by almost a foot of snow, most of it in one day, and then they fucked up worse by pushing it all into the Schuylkill and Delaware, causing a billion dollars in flooding damage.

23.02.2026 18:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

with nostalgia and longing?

09.02.2026 05:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I refuse to believe anything he wears isnt just whatever he rolled onto set with that day from his own magnificent closet.

16.01.2026 11:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hard to believe there arent videos!

13.01.2026 01:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This show debuted the same day as The Sopranos, and it was way more important to 16 year old me

11.01.2026 23:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

American liberalism is a politics of relation only. It lacks a functional politic, which is why it vacillates positions so frequently and defines itself only by being Not Republicans and Not Radicals. They are the foot soldiers of the fascist creep, policing radicalism, antifascism, and anarchism

11.01.2026 17:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No way Eagles-Niners puts up that many points. I think the Eagles win 12-10 on a missed field goal

10.01.2026 21:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, losing the bye is the worst thing that happens

30.12.2025 04:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NFC East playing NFC West next season is gonna make for some wild games

22.12.2025 02:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thanks, Obama

22.12.2025 00:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So much Nina could have made the list but didnt

13.12.2025 22:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Makes me wonder what the number one that didnt get played was

12.12.2025 15:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#XPNCountdown

I'm truly shocked that Odetta didn't make the list AT ALL. All I can think is people just don't know her stuff because anyone who heard her Dylan covers album or her cover of "Mama Told Me Not to Come" would love it

11.12.2025 23:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there's definitely stuff in the list that has me fuming (seriously, who the fuck voted for Disturbed?), but it's been such a fun week that I can't complain too much

11.12.2025 23:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some of them were already on the list.

11.12.2025 15:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

but have you ever heard 500 Lauryn Hills singing it?

11.12.2025 15:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't wait for Bad Company's cover of "Bad Company"

11.12.2025 14:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#XPNCountdown

I know nobody wants to arbitrate and nitpick, but if you're going to specifically list a song as not eligible, it should probably be ineligible

11.12.2025 14:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

have you been documenting which songs get which boxes or just crossing em out? I feel like people sharing their boards at the end will be even more fun than filling them out!

10.12.2025 00:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And a lovely human, to boot.

09.12.2025 14:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#XPNCOUNTDOWN

When I turned 18, my best friend kidnapped me and took me to see Richie Havens at Appel Farm, and he played this in his encore, and I cried so goddamn hard.

Afterward, I told him the story about how my mom saw him by accident at NYU in 67 and fell in love. He was very nice about it.

09.12.2025 14:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I prefer to not know and pretend he's just whispering specifically me sweet nothings and reminding me not to let Sheila at work get under my skin today

09.12.2025 14:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's like 2 and a half Bruce covers!

09.12.2025 13:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If they play it again, you'll have enough time to walk to the store, buy a herring, take it back because it's really the wrong one, rhen go find the person, hit them, then apologize, then make reparations and honestly build a meaningful relationship. Then take a vacation together.

09.12.2025 13:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Somehow Dave can always find a bad version. He's like a truffle pig for bland covers.

09.12.2025 13:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're rules like when Jesus told people to be kind and not judge people. Not so much rules as communist lies.

09.12.2025 13:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#XPNCountdown

Fun fact, there are no bad covers of "Time After Time."

"Oh, you know whose version of this I love?"

It's everyone. Everyone's version is whose version you love. You just love "Time After Time." And you're right to.

09.12.2025 13:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah, this is a snoozer

08.12.2025 14:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Truly disgusting the way Philly fans bought Chiefs gear and filled Arrowhead just to boo KC.

08.12.2025 05:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's also what the universe said 30 years ago

07.12.2025 15:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0