Mr Pastry

As if butter wouldn’t melt.
Pillock.

He must have been in Somme pain, though.

Seeing the New Year in properly

I’d usually say Tizer, but you chose wisely. Unlike this pillock

Oh m8

A bit of lacing porn for you to enjoy on Black Eye Friday

But I don’t want a crusty screen

Hello again.
I should come on here more often.
Not like that.

I do love a little shoutout on CC Funk and Soul Show.
It’s a Saturday tradition

Amateur. I’m on 5.

Aye

A rather emotional day

Pillock graduates on Wednesday. She’s having a few days off from her post-grad to get on the #cans down in Plymouth.
I shall be joining her for Tuesdays installment.

Catching up with Monty

It’s the waste

That feeling when you’d spent ages perfectly balancing the TRV’s for Mum last winter but she decided to fiddle with them anyway and now wasn’t sure why some rooms are cold.

THERE
HE
FUCKING
IS!

PS: I might start using this a bit more now

So when did Bluesky allow you post your own GIFS?
It had to be this one, dedicated to @hippriest.bsky.social, obvs.

Ha! He was going to be Norman, Barry or Geoff.
He looks like a Norman.

Just told Norman that he’s going for a bath….

a man in a purple shirt is sitting at a table in a restaurant . ALT: a man in a purple shirt is sitting at a table in a restaurant .

Someone has done a roundabout in Llandudno.
I just….

Aldi may or may not have a special on Austrian wine

I can’t be the only one who thinks this looks like Barry from Hi-De-Hi

Uni done.
That went VERY quickly. I’ve enjoyed my little trips down to Plymouth over the last few years to visit Jess.
She’s done brilliantly and has come a long way in the last 3 years.
Cambridge next for her post grad!

Aye. Canny.

I haven’t had chance to start watching series 2 yet.
I’m 3/4 way through series 1 again.
CAN’T
WAIT

The sad thing is that it’s not surprising any longer.

Ha! I’ll take that compliment

Good lord