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Infosec professional, science[fiction] enthusiast, mostly here for the snacks

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I saw this guy at the mall today, and I think I just solved a cold case from 1987!
We can all watch Doctor Who in peace this Sunday.

14.02.2026 23:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Eugene V. Debs will return in Avengers: Doomsday.

17.01.2026 05:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I understand your point, but most pumpkins WILL last until Christmas, if you donโ€™t carve them. You can make pumpkin pie from scratch in December, and itโ€™s not that hard.

25.12.2025 02:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Stranger Things S05E03 features a Sugar Cream Pie. That might be the showโ€™s most specific reference to Indianaโ€™s surprisingly great food culture ever. The pie is delicious, and itโ€™s my favorite cameo. Nutmeg and the โ€œsecret ingredientโ€ probably arenโ€™t necessary, though.
Spoiler alertโ€ฆ
Season RUINED!

27.11.2025 22:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The best part of Wicked 2 is the background characters who just graduated from magic school with no actual spell-casting ability. They know the Wizardโ€™s a fraud, but the jobs are comfortable, so they never question anything publicly.
Thatโ€™s the โ€œgritty realismโ€ the Batman franchise pretends to have.

24.11.2025 02:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hawkeye is the Zeppo Marx of the Avengers.

09.11.2025 05:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Uncanny X-Men #141 (Days of Future Past) has one of the best panels ever. The Sentinelsโ€™ organized mass murder began with mutants, but the gravestones show it never stopped there. Once you target any group, it wonโ€™t stop where you want it to.
Save Spider-man, and save yourself too.

05.10.2025 01:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He has stared into the ultimate despair: the certainty that nothing endures, that even the mightiest will be erased. And yet, he greets his young passengers with a smile, and keeps the train running.

19.08.2025 01:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He has seen the rise of mammals, for whom the ages of dinosaurs are not even a memory. He has watched the greatest beasts and all their works; their monuments of tooth, bone, and will; reduced to dust, scattered and forgotten.

19.08.2025 01:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I just met a 5 year old Dinosaur Train fan, and this is what I couldnโ€™t say to herโ€ฆ

Consider the madness of Mr. Conductor from Dinosaur Train. The train forces him to confront history in its totality. He has witnessed the asteroid that will annihilate everything he has ever known or cherished.

19.08.2025 01:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone who laughs at 'Dead Internet Theory'โ€”the idea that the internet is now mostly bots talking to each other, with humans on the marginsโ€”clearly hasn't scrolled through my Facebook feed.

09.01.2025 03:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hey, John Bender from The Breakfast Club (1985), that carton of smokes your parents gave you for Christmas? Thatโ€™s about $150 today. Maybe show some gratitude, manโ€”those things arenโ€™t cheap!

25.12.2024 04:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ll never be made a saint, but if a canonization committee ever considers it, they should know: any miracles associated with my intercession will almost certainly involve code (including exploits) that shouldnโ€™t work but somehow does.

11.12.2024 23:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Reagan - Official Trailer (2024) Dennis Quaid, Jon Voight
Reagan - Official Trailer (2024) Dennis Quaid, Jon Voight From dusty small-town roots to the glitter of Hollywood, and then on to commanding the world stage, Reagan is a cinematic journey of overcoming the odds. Tol...

I know Hollywood is all about the multiverse these days, but Linda Blair will always be the real Regan. The reboot still looks really scaryโ€ฆ
youtu.be/J_vdTwQP1a8?...

05.08.2024 02:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A Clockwork Orange(1971) and Easy Money(1983) make the same point - real personal change has to come from inside. You just canโ€™t torture or bribe people into moral behavior.
However, Easy Money has an original soundtrack from Billy Joel, so itโ€™s a MUCH better film.

14.07.2024 18:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seriously, my daughter just read Animal Farm, and I had to talk to her about the consequences of the Spanish Civil War. Not cool!

19.02.2024 23:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I know SOME people are really worked up about book bans lately, but we have consider what might happen if your kids get corrupted by the works of someone like Jack Kerouac.
They might become too cool to hang out with you.

19.02.2024 23:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For YEARS, Iโ€™ve been quoting the line from Michael Clayton(2007) โ€œIโ€™m not the guy you kill. Iโ€™m the guy you buyโ€ in hopes that someone would bribe me. That STILL hasnโ€™t happened, but at least nobody has killed me yet.

18.02.2024 05:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I finally made it to the secret room in Adventure for the original Atari VCS. This was the first โ€œEaster eggโ€ ever in a video game, and I can now confirm that itโ€™s still there.

09.01.2024 02:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Want to know what itโ€™s like to be a white guy in an interracial relationship?
I went to court with my wife today. Everyone kept assuming I was her attorney. Weโ€™re co-defendants, because I donโ€™t think she would ever hire me.

We won the case. Iโ€™m still not a lawyer, but Iโ€™m taking the โ€Wโ€ anyway.

04.01.2024 16:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I found a new variant of the Turing Test.
Apparently, the publicly available Large Language Models can read about the TV show Alice, but none of them seem to understand one important detail:
Floโ€™s grits were NEVER literal.

03.01.2024 04:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Clark Kent

Clark Kent

Want to know why Clark Kentโ€™s glasses worked so well as a disguise? Itโ€™s simpleโ€ฆ
Most people are just too polite to mention that heโ€™s Superman. Sure, some people instinctively respect his privacy, but I bet most people just donโ€™t want to get into it.

31.12.2023 00:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I was probably too old for the Digimon fandom 20 years ago, but Iโ€™m happy to see that itโ€™s back, even if itโ€™s in the form of a novelty beverage.
Itโ€™s drinkable, which makes it better than season 3.

23.12.2023 20:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hey, fans of Stand by Me(1986), which blows your mind moreโ€ฆ
That Jerry Oโ€™Connell is the hot one now
Or
That Corey Feldman isnโ€™t the dead one?

22.12.2023 23:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Definitely scaryโ€ฆ that tree and the clown doll alone would have made it worthwhile. However, the social commentary is pretty great and shows how much you can get away with if itโ€™s โ€œjustโ€ a horror movie.

13.11.2023 03:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The critics were very wrongโ€ฆ.
Megamind(2010) is a much better film than its twin The Incredibles(2004).
And yes, the villains in both are problematic for the same reason.

18.09.2023 01:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Strange Brew
Strange Brew SCTV alum Rick Moranis ("The Little Shop of Horrors," "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids") and Dave Thomas portray the classic Canadian beer-guzzling duo, the MacKenz...

Strange Brew(1983) is the best cinematic adaptation of Hamlet EVER!
Itโ€™s not even close.

26.08.2023 21:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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THE ESTABLISHMENT wants you to upgrade your Apple devices immediately because of some โ€œsecurityโ€ issues.
No way! I havenโ€™t upgraded since 1981, and Oregon Trail still runs great! Sadโ€ฆ

11.07.2023 01:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Video games are โ€œAmericaโ€™s true art formโ€ every bit as much as Jazz music is.

10.07.2023 01:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0