Raging Pencils

I guess there are only so many people corrupt enough to work for Trump.

Elon can bribe anyone.

Trump commanded the removal of the mines with the same voice that says “clean the girl up and bring her to me.”

The attack on the Iranian girl's school was worse than you thought. After the 1st missile hit the building a 2nd waited until parents arrived for the surviving children. The 2nd missile then struck the site, exploding in a ball of flame, as designed, burning those girls and their parents alive.

Totally not what I meant.

Is there a word or a phrase for someone who ruins everything because they are an immature, impulsive, moron? Just asking.

Flight 93 was shot down on the orders of Dick Cheney.

Thank you, General.

Wouldn’t it be great if someday, no country could afford to go to war?

Me love your posts long time!

World War II ended with Hitler shooting himself In his bunker.

World war lll began with Epstein being murdered in a jail cell.

No one ever called me, the shy retiring type. Or the criminal, retiring type, either.

Trump replaced one moron in Homeland Security with another moron. Except this new moron has toxic male syndrome. Yeah, what could possibly go more wrong?

Devil: "For the record, I told him to go to the Falkland Islands. Not the Fucking Islands!" #iran

Trump will probably fire her because she was funneling millions of dollars to her friends but not to Trump.

Trump doesn’t have an answer as to why the U.S. attacked Iran because Israel hasn’t told him why they needed to.

Press: "Mr. Trump! When do you plan to stop military actions against Iran?"

Trump: "Remind me again. What's the day after the mid-terms?"

Press: "November 4th."

Trump: "Then."

Trump is sitting on a fat, $200 billion dollar tariff hoard that he doesn't want to give back. It's his, no matter what the Supreme Court or the Democrats say.

Any bets, then, on when he'll claim he needs that money to fight his Epstein distraction?

Knowing Trump, this is as likely a reason as any for his bombing of Iran. #iran

The Trump Corollary: if your name is in the news every day, that’s a sure sign that, whatever you’re doing, you’re doing a terrible job of it.

I imagine that Trump’s loan regret about killing those 150 little Iranian girls is that he didn’t get to fuck them first. #iran

Perfectly dissected.

A lot of people don’t remember 1991, but I do.

I have it on pretty good authority that Trump likes violence. It gets him off. Since Melania won’t sleep with him, this explains all the military adventures and the random slaughtering of Americans. It’s how he gets his jollies these days.

And don’t forget about the POTUS, the Pestilence of the United States.

Think of the fun you could have making your own porn video with this thing. I could envision lots of little farm animals and lots of huge piles of excrement and a little Barbie-mobile, running into the back of a gas tanker.

You are an inspiration, sir! Thank you for the fun and Snark.

Let’s talk about Trump’s concentration camps.

Here’s a little cartoon I drew back in 2019. Many of us knew this was coming. #sotu

So the GOP not only tortures immigrants. They also torture logic as well.