Kids say the darndest things! This morning my 10 year-old told me that Punch the monkey is merely a PSYOP by the CIA meant to distract from the war in Iran. π€ͺ
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Kids say the darndest things! This morning my 10 year-old told me that Punch the monkey is merely a PSYOP by the CIA meant to distract from the war in Iran. π€ͺ
The new commercial where a bunch of USA Winter Olympians want coffee IN ITALY so they order Starbucks is maybe the saddest thing Iβve ever seen.
Look if thereβs one thing we can all agree on itβs that we need more podcasts where celebrities interview each other.
The Primitive Radio Gods have focused on infrastructure by fixing all broken phone booths.
Iβve watched @cbsmornings.bsky.social for years but since theyβve transitioned to fluff pieces on Trump crushing it as host of the Kennedy Center Honors and RFK still being in great shape doing pull-ups, I think Iβm switching to @todayshow.com until Comcast is ultimately sold to Saudi Arabia.
Iβm really starting to regret naming my daughter Ghislaine.
LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD is not a 4th of July movie!
My cousin joined the Marines because he wanted to see the Westfield Century City Mall.
Coverage of the LA protests has preempted βEva Longoria: Searching For Spainβ on CNN and I am PISSED.
Happy May The 5th Element!
My daughter just told me she's been so inspired this week and when she grows up she wants to sue a convent of nuns and I think I accidentally sent her the wrong Katy Perry article.
I donβt know why Donald Trump thinks this situation will just work itself out just because every other situation heβs ever been in has just worked itself out.
Find yourself someone who loves you as much as SNL loves SNL.
Wow Trump just traded Luka DonΔiΔ to the Lakers.
I kinda miss when Trump just played golf on Saturday.
Trump just put a 40% tariff on all French musicals sung in Spanish.
I miss Biden.
I hope Trump goes after the Interstate Highway System next. I'm sick and tired of unappreciative Americans using them to go to and fro all willy nilly.
I'm really starting to regret naming my dog Justin Barkdoni.
I for one support Donald Trumpβs mandate to run this country into the ground.
From watching so much Hellβs Kitchen I really thought risotto was going to be a bigger part of my life.
Every time I check back in on Twitter.
I got a speeding ticket on January 6th 2021 if Trump wants to broaden the pardons a bit.
Trump needs to realize taking Greenland and Canada to get the 5 cards every turn for North America is tempting, but then you leave yourself open to attack from Kamchatka.
The CNN New Yearβs Eve broadcast is perfect if you enjoy watching other people take selfies.
Canβt believe they made a whole movie about the guy who did The Watchmen opening credits song.
Canβt decide if my favorite Chicago resident who created a house of horrors to torture his victims was H.H. Holmes or Kevin McCallister.
Just showed my daughter The Lion King for the first time and she enjoyed it but had a lot of questions about how Mufasa rose to power.
Oh so when the MCU assembles a team of criminal supervillains people are excited but when Trump does it everyone loses their minds.
So is there like a second song in Wicked?