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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

To be fair I also would fall asleep (in self defense) if Marco Rubio tried to speak to me

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Hey, gang. Doing a delivery order to try & ride out what I think is a weird endometriosis flare up & avoid the ER. I am so scared of hitting a new month at $0 without a job. Any help is appreciated, as are shares. I'm sorry I have to keep asking.
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My I DON'T WANT TO MURDER MY RIVALS t-shirt is raising lots of questions already answered by my t-shirt.

He thinks it's wrong for a reporter to ask "an insubordinate question" because in his mind -- and in most of his experience -- White House reporters are usually very submissive to authority.

Looked at an A&M fan when it was 30-3 and congratulated him on the win. He thought I was being snarky.

No no, sir. No no. I have been a Gamecock far too long not to see what was coming.

We remain steadfast in our demands for freedom: We demand the immediate release of those detained. We demand an end to regional ICE activity. We demand human dignity for all people, without exception. We demand the right to offer spiritual care to those detained — because even in confinement, every person deserves compassion, prayer, and presence. God does not bless cages. God does not sanction abductions. God demands freedom.

From a statement from faith leaders at Broadview this morning:

"God does not bless cages. God does not sanction abductions. God demands freedom."

Leah can we go halfsies on a PhD and study this

Sincere concern: Chicago has an influx of out of towners who seem prone to ramming vehicles even in good conditions. Are they going to be out driving on Sunday/Monday?

It’s an in-joke that when Black women get bored, we go get a degree & pivot. It’s a whole lotta Black women unemployed right now, watching Rep Jasmine & Kamala & now the Detroit mayor etc, and I don’t think *those people* understood what they’ve activated by forcing us to have time via layoffs

Hi! People are allowed hope and joy, actually! And one good night doesn't erase that our federal government is still authoritarian! Both can be true! Love you!

There are more of us than there are of them.

even when far rightwingers are having an extremely positive experience on all fronts they’re still able to hallucinate a situation where they’re the victim

Someone correct me if he is, it’s hard to see in that video

Far beside the point (as is much of my material here)

He’s like… not even dressed for the theme?

I would actually pay good money to see a full length production of “O, Streetcar” from A Streetcar Named Marge

Why is the one baseball man wearing Van Cleef and Arpels to play in the World Series, that seems inappropriate

Someone bring me a burrito or something tyia

My momma bestie is my auntie
My auntie friend that go to her church is also my auntie
My 75 year old cousin... is also my auntie

"Auntie" is what happens when you understand the expansive proposition of family

"That's not your aunt" is what happens when you live outside of restorative community

tweet from a south carolina beat writer that says: “Beamer on Lane Kiffin: He is who he is, which I appreciate. He's very genuine. It's not an act. Doesn't know him well, but knows he's very real. Keeps the SEC coach group text ‘lively.’”

someone leak the texts please i am begging

I’m taller than like 80% of the worst people in government and I feel like that may shed some light on the situation

My partner and I are both white (I’m English+German and he’s Dutch+Norwegian, so like WHITE white) and we both have chosen family we refer to as aunt/uncle/cousin/brother/sister.

Anyone claiming Mamdani doing the same is a scandal is REACHING.

I am interested in starting to hear from care workers on SNAP about your concerns. I'm @motherjones.com's disability reporter. Please be in touch. My email is jmetraux@motherjones.com and my Signal is juliametraux.49. Reposts are appreciated.

Hello @govpritzker.illinois.gov please see the below

Scolding people for being mad about architecture isn’t the move

Meet people where they are. We’re mad in the same direction. Use the entry point to build a relationship and then drop the more serious stuff in.

aht aht cook a meal for WHO? you want us to quarter some soldiers in our kitchens while we're at it?

Hey, y'all. I've gotten about $30 total in the last two weeks. That's frightening in my situation. Small amounts add up & shares are appreciated. I promise I'd rather have steady work, but I have to ask for help until that happens.

Perhaps we could win over the young white men if we said “no kings but Draft Kings”

Ehhh I’ll have to be back until I have the coin to relocate all my people with me lol