Danielle D. Noodles

AI is an existential threat to all that is good about humanity

Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. A PADD is shown up close held by a pair of hands. (Kind of looks like an old palm pilot and if you're not old this will mean nothing to you) The beautiful LCARS user interface is displaying the text, "GO AWAY."

I once lent someone a couple volumes of Ranma at their request and they brought them back to me with a pile of Chick Tracts. That didn't stop them from asking for more Ranma later.

79 degrees in early March is a sin. release me from this sun-dappled hell

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Riker and Geordi, in uniforms red and gold, meet at a Enterprise corridor intersection. Riker is *very* tall. You don't always see it, but here facing and compared to Geordi, sheesh he's a tall drink of water. Anyways, his hair's a bit messy. Closed caption reads, "I'm having trouble waking up."

Quattro: I would like to start by apologizing to the members of this Assembly and all Federation citizens. We mean no disrespect to you by taking control of this session. Chotiner: OK Quattro: Deep down, we all believe that humanity should no longer pollute the Earth! Only the Titans, whose souls are weighed down by gravity, still think of ravaging it! Chotiner: But that's not the only reason you've come here today, is it? Quattro: What do you mean? Chotiner: I've heard you have another name.

there is no universe in which Char turns down an interview with Chotiner

Putting on a platform where kids can stumble upon it for free with crudely inserted ad breaks is honestly the ideal distribution method for this film.

Wait what

De La Soul: Tiny Desk Concert YouTube video by NPR Music

We got y'all somethin' good for De La Soul Day.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AVY...

A screenshot of Pokemon red showing space shuttle Columbia in a museum

A screenshot showing a guy talking to me about the moon landing being on July 20, 1969

I don't think it comes up enough that both the moon landing and the space shuttle happened in Pokemon-land.

Girls will be like "I know a place" and return to watch a meteor shower with you in 50 years when you are about to die and she looks no older than the day you met.

as @aaronmfking.bsky.social told me from someone who told them at a pivotal time: you're not even cool til you're thirty

American Football - Bad Moons [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO] YouTube video by American Football

[extremely Mikey in Goonies voice]

This is our time. Our time!

youtu.be/iQYXy_czQVg?...

I ain’t watchin that

Two shadowy dragons fly towards a big black cartoony castle against a blood red sky.

Mel Shaw art for 'The Black Cauldron'

See this is what I’m fucking talking about

Seems legit

My girlfriend’s character in our His Majesty the Worm game ate some dungeon meat and gave herself kuru. Now I have to make a fucking 50 year affliction clock

When Li Mu Bai or Lo do anything

Went to see Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon at midnight and it’s wild that American audiences discovered yearning when Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon came out in 2000

Supreme Court still needs to be destroyed

Lovely.

Yes!

Jilly from Philly and me at the NPR Music office

Jill Scott called me “pretty.” Y’all can’t tell me nuthin.

Tiny Desk out now! youtu.be/M5QOaaRJYFc?...

Absolute classic

I would be susceptible to the charms of Austin Powers

33 REMIX

Can’t wait for my inevitable band of idiots to Tim curry it