nigel farage tweet: The Bank of England is replacing Winston Churchill with a picture of a beaver on our bank notes. This is the definition of woke.
i, for one, am delighted that we finally have a definition of “woke”
Just made myself laugh by looking up how long Winston Churchill has in fact been on the banknotes, a tradition that postdates the last One Direction album
Honestly in a government that's produced nothing but outrage, this has to rank very highly. The kind of thing that ought to see the leadership hounded out of politics forever, even without all the other stuff they've done.
I'm sure it's just a coincidence, but there's normally a new opinion poll published every day or two. Yet since that by-election and the brilliant YouGov poll, it's all gone remarkably quiet. Almost like someone saw those and decided we've heard quite enough of the public's opinion for this year.
Hammonds too. They've obviously got the cool associations because of the B3, but they definitely made the naff domestic Bontempi type organs too. Half the house shares around Leeds seemed to have one in the cellar, passed down generations of students because they were too cumbersome to get rid of.
"world book day" it's not a world book you idiot it's called an atlas
A comic panel of Uncle Scrooge thinking "what a horrible fate to befall the world!"
A diagram on a piece of paper. 21 grey boxes are placed inside a larger box's outline. They are all rotated at different angles. Text above reads: 'This is the mathematically optimal way to package 21 equally sized boxes inside of a larger box - minimising the space taken up as much as possible.'
An illustration of a strange-looking staircase. The steps of the staircase appear to lead both up and down at the same time. Text near the bottom left says 'FIG. 14-2'.
Which way does the staircase go? In this famous 'Endless Staircase' optical illusion, it's impossible to tell if the stairs are ascending or descending, leaving the observer thoroughly perplexed.
It was enough to win control for Sir Keir and his mates, but nobody likes these people or wants what they're selling, and they've gone about it in such a brazen manner that nobody can credibly deny they've behaved horrendously. I don't know how long media power props that up.
I mean, I had noticed this by 2022 at very latest and I am just some asshole.
Joaquin Castro V @JoaquinC... 2h X Secretary Rubio's remarks indicate that Israel put U.S. forces in harm's way by insisting on attacking Iran. And the administration was complicit—joining their war instead of talking them down This is unacceptable of the President, and unacceptable of a country that calls itself our ally. Acyn o @Acyn • 3h Rubio: I've been asked: why now? One reason why is it was abundantly clear that if Iran came under attack by anyone, the United States or Israel or anyone, they were going to respond and respond against the United States. If we stood and waited for that attack to come first,
Sorry lads, but if you’re the superpower and your client state somehow bounces you into fighting a disastrous war on their behalf, then I’m afraid that is 100% *your* fault. *You* are the clowns, here.
The UK government is ineffective and the PM is unpopular. But there are loads of bills and laws being made all the time, many hugely consequential, that no one is talking about let alone scrutinising because political journalism is court intrigue based.
It's remarkable how easy a functioning press could shatter these fragile fascist losers to pieces with very little effort.
Great to see Mike Love still out there and doin' it.
I thought she liked burning hotels.
I am not writing blank cheques for Zack Polanski, but I would prefer to hear silence from this cohort of mooing imbeciles, whom have fucked it directly into the sun again and again for decades.
Piers Morgan • @piersmorgan • 47m Now watching @ZackPolanski spewing shockingly naive and delusional nonsense about Iran. God help us if he and his extreme left-wing Green Party ever win real power. He makes Corbyn look mainstream.
Indeed, can you imagine if we elected a PM who would disrupt this last 25 years of unbroken success, victory, prosperity and joyful national harmony
I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to
oh someone's wuthered all over these heights, that's absolutely disgusting
Ladies you ever been with a guy and right in the middle of it his heights start wuthering
okay I'll stop now
NAH I'M JUST WUTHERING YOUR HEIGHTS MAN I'M GONNA KEEP GOING
Me: Can you wuther my heights?
Waiter: You can just ask for parmesan cheese
Me (confused, holding all my spaghetti in my hands): Please. My heights
Too weird. Wide-eyed briefcase freaks wearing blue jeans and tucked in office shirts. You know the see-through sort. One is white and one is pale blue.
These normal guys are Democracy Volunteers, the only people who saw evidence of family voting, a term they invented.
"Once again, it seems the Labour leadership’s instinct is not to give progressives what they want, but to chastise them for even wanting it."
Labour-style sticker that says "fuck you vote Labour"
I can't believe this strategy didn't work
a sombre morning for british columnists as they move their "The electorate has spoken, we must listen" articles to the recycling bin and upload their "the greens victory shows just how far the west has fallen" articles instead
Has anyone said more like Matt Goodlose yet
I have nothing clever to say. So: ha ha ha ha hahaha, this is brilliant.
