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Sam Turner

@renrut-mas

Big beardy nerd full of cake and mathematics. ML is magic. LLM chatbots are flimflam. "A squalid experiment in open borders." "Doctor Hitler Apologist" Woke scold.

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Which oppressed groups are you most keen to sacrifice during these few elections of "settling", straight white boomer?

10.03.2026 18:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

omg

10.03.2026 18:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In what in retrospect seems to have been a characteristically savvy bit of ambiguity, Trump never specified who would do the unconditional surrendering in his Iran war.

10.03.2026 17:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 436 ๐Ÿ” 61 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Still my favourite film of all time.

10.03.2026 16:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Amazing that he's able to testify with both tuberculosis and advanced neurosyphilis.

10.03.2026 16:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Miss Blennerhassett, telephone the police."

10.03.2026 16:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is how I engage with the entire internet.

10.03.2026 15:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is it "Things only an inbred horse fucker gives a shit about", Victoria?

10.03.2026 15:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
NBC News poll

Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

Truly a perfect news alert

10.03.2026 15:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 10813 ๐Ÿ” 2351 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 230 ๐Ÿ“Œ 182

And alcopops.

10.03.2026 15:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a woman is sitting at a table in a living room talking to a man . Alt: a woman is sitting at a table in a living room talking to a man - subtle reads "It's one banana. What could it cost? 10 dollars?"

How big can an Iran be? One? Two Texases?

10.03.2026 12:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It only affects Iran, central Asia, and the Persian gulf. Much contained. Many inexpansive.

10.03.2026 12:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Bluesky post from Toni Scheider
"Jay is the reason Bluesky exista and has gotten to where it is today - thank you!"

The quoted post is missing because Jay has blocked me.

Bluesky post from Toni Scheider "Jay is the reason Bluesky exista and has gotten to where it is today - thank you!" The quoted post is missing because Jay has blocked me.

Cool

10.03.2026 11:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

See also: a near infinite local supply of $20k drones vs $500k anti aircraft weapons built on the other side of the planet.

10.03.2026 11:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not even a little keepie uppie contest for the crowds?

10.03.2026 11:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh yeah. I assumed he'd carded one of the other officials or himself.

10.03.2026 11:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Minus one, surely?

10.03.2026 11:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"How come 21st century remote drone warfare over oil supplies isn't like the machinations of a renaissance aristocrat?"

10.03.2026 11:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please employ a couple of people who aren't scientifically illiterate. Just a couple.

10.03.2026 11:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Beautiful Game.

10.03.2026 11:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And now he's blocked me. How very Bluesky and constructive.

10.03.2026 11:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sure thing, petal. Xx

10.03.2026 11:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Have you considered having a nice cup of tea, fella?

10.03.2026 11:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Think tanks and consultancies. Every glass floor career you can think of, really.

10.03.2026 11:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I should come clean that I did vote for one of the Blair Babes in '97 after the local left wing candidate turned out to be a massive racist. I'm basically responsible for the imaginary WMDs. And Britpop.

10.03.2026 11:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't find any evidence of Polanski posting it. And the St Jeremy Corbyn thing was invented or popularised by Rowling.

10.03.2026 11:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can we have a Villain of the Day who isn't a smug English public school boy or an American lawyer with the hots for chatGPT?

Surely there is a wider variety of nobheads around here.

10.03.2026 11:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rowling blocked Polanski for his support of trans rights and, if anything, is a bit too chummy with Corbyn. That tweet is a weird concoction.

10.03.2026 11:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You think that's a real tweet?

Are you in the market for a bridge and some patented anti-gullibilty gloves?

10.03.2026 10:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ยฃ200k for a rudimentary grasp of a dead language and a startling confidence in incredibly dreary sixth form opinions. That's education.

10.03.2026 10:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0