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Larissa Werhnyak

@larisimilitude

"You must feel like a boiled owl. So do I. Would you like a drink?"

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This an extremely compelling Theory of Morrissey

09.03.2026 12:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
an orange cat looks truly exhausted after β€œdaylight savings” stole an hour from him

an orange cat looks truly exhausted after β€œdaylight savings” stole an hour from him

I really needed that hour but they stole it

09.03.2026 08:24 πŸ‘ 2327 πŸ” 209 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 11

I have said this before, but eliminating programs that teach a lot of students but don’t have many majors is like a restaurant not buying flour in its grocery delivery because people aren’t ordering flour on the menu.

24.06.2025 23:47 πŸ‘ 1502 πŸ” 425 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 16
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G. G. Santiago Obituary February 21, 2026 - Billing Funeral Home View G. G. Santiago's obituary, send flowers, find service dates, and sign the guestbook.

Sad to read that G.G. Santiago, creator of β€œRainbow Brite,” has died. Her obit is quite moving. β™₯️ www.billingsfuneralhome.com/obituaries/g...

27.02.2026 04:44 πŸ‘ 322 πŸ” 176 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 16

Please spay or neuter your Cybertruck; they’re clogging up the shelters

21.02.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If not baby, why baby-shaped??

21.02.2026 05:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The algorithm is healing

16.02.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nah, Cornell’s in the right place and everyone ELSE is too far away 😀

15.02.2026 13:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This should be an Olympic event

15.02.2026 13:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I mean ok except a) β€œeverything is political” is not an idea of the past 50 years and b) trickle-down economics, stranger danger, climate denialism,β€œthe end of history,” weapons of mass destruction, NFTs, neoliberalism, anti-trans mania, private equity, and New Coke would like a word.

15.02.2026 03:45 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We wanted to understand how mRNA vaccines work. So we talked to three cocaine addicts in a gas station bathroom off Route 6.

14.02.2026 14:33 πŸ‘ 1943 πŸ” 357 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 16

My 2 cents about The Atlantic’s Mellon Foundation polemic and humanities funding:

Beyond its specious content, the article illustrates something truly dangerous: the normalization of conspiratorial tropes about externally funded research in universities originally seen in extremist propaganda. 1/5

13.02.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Letty and Lotty!

11.02.2026 02:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A fluffy orange cat smiling a small, satisfied grin sleeps with a pen and a highlighter tucked under his cheek.

A fluffy orange cat smiling a small, satisfied grin sleeps with a pen and a highlighter tucked under his cheek.

Love is sharing office supplies.

11.02.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Luge.

09.02.2026 13:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fox News readers: β€œwe do more racism before 8 AM than most people do all day!”

06.02.2026 13:45 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Justice for the Minecraft Americans!

30.01.2026 17:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Today is also Fred Korematsu day, which means it's a great day to challenge the federal government with both your middle fingers up

30.01.2026 16:17 πŸ‘ 394 πŸ” 123 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 6

And/or β€œSee what happens when the federal government adopts the tactics and strategies of Woke??!!”

30.01.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyway congrats to our Free Speech Champions(tm) who helped usher in the most censorious American government since the Palmer Raids

30.01.2026 13:23 πŸ‘ 4769 πŸ” 908 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 21

The entire primary system for Milanese municipal elections is just asking potential candidates if they can make that exact facial expression

27.01.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

These jagoffs have never been to a Lutheran coffee hour and it shows.

27.01.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a TikTok video with error message at top saying β€œyour video is under review and can’t be shared right now.”

Screenshot of a TikTok video with error message at top saying β€œyour video is under review and can’t be shared right now.”

This morning, I recorded a video on TikTok about why DHS’s arguments for the power to enter homes without judicial warrants in immigration cases are bunk.

Nine hours later, TikTok still says my video is β€œunder review,” and can’t be shared.

Well, here’s a link:

georgetown.box.com/v/Vladeck-IC...

26.01.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 10207 πŸ” 4260 πŸ’¬ 460 πŸ“Œ 353

The amount of money that is currently going to fund immigration enforcement in the US is larger than the military budgets of every country in the world other than the US and China. We are witnessing a military assault on American cities by a wildly unpopular governing party.

24.01.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 1914 πŸ” 706 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 18

From the depths of hell oink stab at thee

21.01.2026 11:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Milk hotels, ranked

1) Chaotic milk hotel
2) Neutral milk hotel
3) Lawful milk hotel

17.01.2026 04:25 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Emmet Otter’s RICO Predicate Christmas

02.01.2026 14:36 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh this is 100% a collusive kickback/extortion campaign masterminded by the neighborhood cats.

01.01.2026 04:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Feels like a natural fit for the daiquiri-loving fans of SELA

01.01.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0