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Chris Arrison

@murderwizard

philly guy. horror buff. go birds. go jason voorhees

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12.03.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 421 πŸ” 79 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 6
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This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.

They’ll play this in museums in future.

(πŸŽ₯ LCI πŸ‡«πŸ‡·)

12.03.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 16863 πŸ” 6722 πŸ’¬ 579 πŸ“Œ 537

see I thought everyone knows instinctively it’s that linkin park flavor flav guy

12.03.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the sound in our heads

12.03.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
11.03.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 326 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

people sleep on that verse

11.03.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
11.03.2026 13:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is hilarious.

Also, completely enraging.

11.03.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 9361 πŸ” 4295 πŸ’¬ 136 πŸ“Œ 213
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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

10.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 24746 πŸ” 6691 πŸ’¬ 216 πŸ“Œ 419

if so I’m coming

10.03.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

@garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz

10.03.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off.

hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes

10.03.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 2547 πŸ” 369 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 13

for the record: you can spell it Lecter or Lecktor

if someone gets pedantic and hostile over this, check their replies before arguing back and windmill dunking because, my brother in christ, that’s a bot

man, we’re so cooked

10.03.2026 11:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 284 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 3

a delicious shunting for all

09.03.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

stewart copeland is an exemplar of the β€˜ain’t I a stinker’ mindset

09.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

worst day of the year. hour stolen from night time given to the smug idiot breakfast eaters. the rise and shine clowns

08.03.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 3408 πŸ” 675 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 5

so you wish to stay on the dark side

08.03.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hell yeah, that dude rules

06.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

still stuck though: is eugene the guy in the window? if so, what’s happening in the window above? is that a sleeve?

06.03.2026 15:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

a sacred knowledge, lost

06.03.2026 12:53 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i would argue that this is one is way more inscrutable than any sort of pronger

06.03.2026 12:45 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

uh @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social can you explain this one

06.03.2026 12:25 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
a screenshot of the youtube page for β€œradiohead - pyramid song 800% slower” with a comment reading β€œit’s only 798% slower, listen closely. i hate clickbait bullshit”

a screenshot of the youtube page for β€œradiohead - pyramid song 800% slower” with a comment reading β€œit’s only 798% slower, listen closely. i hate clickbait bullshit”

top-notch commenting

05.03.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 220 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

did she happen to bring a bag lunch?

05.03.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

[Exit Murderer.]

05.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 5473 πŸ” 1274 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 45

BREAKING:

evil weirdo OUT
different evil weirdo IN

05.03.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œyou gotta hand it to the guy who almost had me hung"

05.03.2026 15:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i sang over two over hours at tig notaro’s wedding

05.03.2026 02:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0