Oakes (@eol) — KonKok

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12.03.2026 04:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Great thought experiment is casting Kotor.

Low key think LaKeith Stanfield would kill it as Revan.

Florence Pugh could pull of Bastilla

Maybe Steven Yuen as Carth?

12.03.2026 04:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

In that world throw Ferguson in as the exile and print money

12.03.2026 04:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“9:25 pm”

*sandstorm by darude plays as I prepare to get beaned up*

12.03.2026 02:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

12.03.2026 00:58 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Are there whispers or are we wish-casting?

12.03.2026 00:35 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Rebels is elite, second only to Andor

11.03.2026 22:37 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

OL at pick 32 already made sense

11.03.2026 22:37 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

s/Height *might* be a problem but maybe worth a look

11.03.2026 20:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I expect the Bobo resigning seals it

11.03.2026 20:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bobroooooooos

11.03.2026 20:02 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😇

11.03.2026 19:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Looking like microwaved death, sir

11.03.2026 19:02 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Congratulations! We’re 6 months behind ya and time is flying

11.03.2026 18:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Peter Jackson has at long last found his “Smea-Gal”

11.03.2026 18:29 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I don’t buy it

11.03.2026 18:11 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Critical depth swing tackle signing

11.03.2026 17:45 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fantastic news

11.03.2026 17:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah, plus Ricky White III, and probably one draft pick? Maybe no draft pick if they sign back Dareke or Bobo, but I doubt they’re both back

11.03.2026 16:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I wonder if it’ll take a few days but I hope so

11.03.2026 16:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

11.03.2026 16:28 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s actually exactly what I mean! Bobo ending the video is the hopeful cherry on top for this exact moment 🙏

11.03.2026 16:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🙂‍↕️
bsky.app/profile/eol....

11.03.2026 16:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He honored Kobe's legacy by not stopping when a—[Vaudeville hook yanks me off stage]

11.03.2026 15:52 👍 843 🔁 94 💬 17 📌 0

They don’t call him Danny Dimes for nothing

11.03.2026 15:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This specific rotation of celebrations really brings home the changes into 2026. What a squad

11.03.2026 06:16 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Fraley-lore Tuesday 🇫🇷

11.03.2026 05:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tram Italy did what now?? 👏

11.03.2026 05:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Far more annoying as a driver than as a rider or pedestrian. But that’s just my experience

11.03.2026 02:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We’ve had them here in SF for years, I’ve really not heard a bad story about them outside of them getting confused and blocking traffic.

Ridden in a couple myself, they never did anything that concerned me.

11.03.2026 02:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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