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18+ ONLY • Boston skulldog with a soul-wrenching desk job • 27yo, ze/hir or they/he pfp by Mapleleaf Firefly

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When you think of it, identity politics is doomed and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper autonomist movement should seek to abolish it.

12.03.2026 05:06 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1

My cancellable take on Sorcerer Twitter is that doing shadow work to integrate and align your microplastics is hard, sure, but it's worth it. That spoon's worth of microplastics floating in your brain? Remold it, through concentrated force of will and meditation. Make it your wand, your athame.

27.01.2026 16:58 👍 26 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 3
Super mario bros movie : generic kids movie held up by cameos and references 

Original mario bros movie with bob hoskins : avante garde cyberpunk film about a dystopian capitalist society bent ln genociding inferior species, brought down by two blue collar men

Super mario bros movie : generic kids movie held up by cameos and references Original mario bros movie with bob hoskins : avante garde cyberpunk film about a dystopian capitalist society bent ln genociding inferior species, brought down by two blue collar men

You know what tho

11.03.2026 23:13 👍 5474 🔁 1275 💬 101 📌 151
Black and white photo of a large smiling inflatable polar bear in the bed of a truck with a printed on t-shirt that says “Polar”. He is being marched down a street with many other people. A caption in blue says “This is who stocks the stores”

Black and white photo of a large smiling inflatable polar bear in the bed of a truck with a printed on t-shirt that says “Polar”. He is being marched down a street with many other people. A caption in blue says “This is who stocks the stores”

Black and white photo of a framed photo of a plush polar bear placed in front of six beautiful glasses of polar seltzer. A small banner in the background has a vintage Polar logo. A caption says “This is who designs merch”

Black and white photo of a framed photo of a plush polar bear placed in front of six beautiful glasses of polar seltzer. A small banner in the background has a vintage Polar logo. A caption says “This is who designs merch”

Photo of a large inflatable polar bear standing on a platform with “Orson” painted in cursive. The bear, Orson, has a green printed on shirt that says “Polar”. A caption says “This is who packs the sparkle”

Photo of a large inflatable polar bear standing on a platform with “Orson” painted in cursive. The bear, Orson, has a green printed on shirt that says “Polar”. A caption says “This is who packs the sparkle”

Photo of a large inflatable polar bear with soft shadows and wrinkles painted. The bear is also sticking his tongue out a bit. A caption says “This is who tastes new recipes”

Photo of a large inflatable polar bear with soft shadows and wrinkles painted. The bear is also sticking his tongue out a bit. A caption says “This is who tastes new recipes”

nothing but respect for my seltzer

11.03.2026 18:18 👍 29 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0
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HRT is magic 🩶💿

11.03.2026 13:46 👍 8 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
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08.03.2026 19:02 👍 7184 🔁 1334 💬 100 📌 75
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11.03.2026 19:04 👍 5308 🔁 996 💬 68 📌 69

endless labyrinth of covered bridges in Maine from which you will never escape both its beauty & horny minotaur

perpetually a crisp autumn day, good temperature, rushing water under to drown out your screams. Yet you can feel him getting close, his cloven hooves pounding the boards as he approaches

11.03.2026 16:14 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

I think it would be very nice to never have to make a decision again, but at the same time if somebody who isn't influencing my paycheck tells me what to do one more time I'm gonna crash the fuck out

11.03.2026 15:21 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

one could say that if I don't get rawer, I'll be cooked

11.03.2026 14:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

agnostic History Day is every day. Maybe be someone who is plural, a disabled person or part of the Disco Elysium fandom or even someone who has autism. You should reevaluate your agnostic privilege Bobby. You never had to fight for your right to coexist in society.

11.03.2026 14:05 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

the plot twist is that all of those someones are likely the same person.

11.03.2026 14:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Weed before cider, you meet the spider. Cider before weed, the centipede.

04.02.2026 01:15 👍 1343 🔁 554 💬 13 📌 13
A photo of 7 dice. They have dark red resin and white swirls with raven skulls. White flowers and burned paper looking through clear "windows"

A photo of 7 dice. They have dark red resin and white swirls with raven skulls. White flowers and burned paper looking through clear "windows"

Another skulls & florals set!
It's just always fun to work with different combinations of flower color, resin color and skull. XD

10.03.2026 11:15 👍 80 🔁 32 💬 3 📌 0

if I could've done anything differently I would've told her and her partner to eat shit and get wrecked before I left instead of outing myself as a survivor of similar things and opening myself up to retaliation lmao

10.03.2026 09:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

to anyone I've lost contact with on telegram: my account was banned as retaliation for spreading awareness about a local abuser with significant social power. innocent people don't do that. my appeal was denied so you can contact me in DMs here!

10.03.2026 09:36 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

As a straight person, seeing Ted Cruz aggressively pushing for blowing out the back walls scares me.

09.03.2026 19:05 👍 47 🔁 7 💬 4 📌 1
09.03.2026 19:12 👍 4956 🔁 1543 💬 13 📌 0

I shouldn't be surprised that anarchists have no idea how hair salons work, since anarchists don't work lol

09.03.2026 16:05 👍 37 🔁 9 💬 2 📌 2

You expect members of the working class to care about anti-shipping?

09.03.2026 16:45 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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08.03.2026 23:56 👍 4669 🔁 1846 💬 22 📌 81
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My absolutely perfect ref sheet courtesy of @fruityhooves.bsky.social she did such a perfect job! 🩶

09.03.2026 09:20 👍 10 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0
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reminding myself of this

03.03.2026 11:40 👍 6710 🔁 2214 💬 76 📌 142
I Saw the TV Glow
I Saw the TV Glow YouTube video by YouTube Movies

I Saw the TV Glow is currently free to watch on YouTube. One of the most impactful movies I've ever seen. Would recommend

07.03.2026 19:10 👍 248 🔁 161 💬 3 📌 14
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I made Weasel a little jester collar. It hides her unsightly RFID chip and lets the other cat keep tabs on her.

08.03.2026 04:04 👍 52 🔁 6 💬 6 📌 0

on tumblr we have been building a collection of these under the "#youtube standard english" tag #youtubestandardenglish www.tumblr.com/tagged/youtu...

08.03.2026 04:37 👍 27 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 1

First off, I didn't throw "some bug" at you. I threw my specially trained war scorpion. Secondly, please give it back.

07.03.2026 21:13 👍 374 🔁 124 💬 3 📌 2
tumblr post by user sapphling from August of 2023 reading: "sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher"

"You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?

Then they have screenshotted tags left on their post by another user reading: "crying screaming and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didn't REALLY die and come back to life all those times"

sapphling follows that with "no that part was real"

tumblr post by user sapphling from August of 2023 reading: "sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher" "You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this? Then they have screenshotted tags left on their post by another user reading: "crying screaming and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didn't REALLY die and come back to life all those times" sapphling follows that with "no that part was real"

05.03.2026 18:59 👍 5319 🔁 2059 💬 3 📌 14
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