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Very occasional film/culture writer (stuff can be found at thecavesofaltamira.com), mostly just here to let off some steam

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The ship is great and all, but that sequence belongs to Goldsmith.

26.05.2025 13:00 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How much does seeing the biplane sequence in IMAX matter to you?

It's a good sequence, but it's about the only time IMAX adds anything in the roughly three hours of it all.

25.05.2025 19:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

FINALWRECK is not one of the worst blockbusters of the last ten years, but, gee, is that incoherent, ineffectual opening hour dispiriting.

25.05.2025 17:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i figured it out. and i hate to say it’s largely an age thing, but it’s true. a lot replies on this site are giving Facebook.

21.03.2025 11:53 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm good with this kind of exposition, but I see it as an exaggeration of the spy genre's general tendency to go in for this sort of thing

It's very much a spy movie about spy movies

05.03.2025 16:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

(The exposition in INCEPTION is really, really bad)

05.03.2025 16:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would also say the exposition is actually a lot denser and more jargon-y than the very, very "spoonfed" stuff you got in INCEPTION

More INTERSTELLAR-y

05.03.2025 16:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Here I am in 2025, ready to die on the "SHOWGIRLS is a masterpiece" hill

05.03.2025 16:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know what to say, beyond noting that I used to think De Palma was merely trashy until something clicked in my twenties and I realized that my reaction to De Palma was more about the way I'd been blindly and uncritically equating the arbitrary aesthetics of "good taste" with "good cinema"

05.03.2025 16:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They do, but believe me, a lot of that exposition was barely intelligible when it showed in theaters

(I love TENET fwiw)

05.03.2025 16:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
De Palmian Dissonance - The Other Journal (Ed. note:Β A very welcome, detailed, and incisive guest post from Ryan Holt, who does not write enough about cinema overΒ here. This is the second post in a series on De Palma and Chris Dumas’ recent b...

Here's what I wrote about De Palma a long time ago:

theotherjournal.com/2013/03/de-p...

03.03.2025 20:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

But I'll also say that learning to esteem "lurid" storytelling and its aesthetics was an important part of my development.

"Trash" storytelling can be more vital and compelling than "highbrow"/"tasteful" stuff by virtue of being more instinctual and primal. It's closer to the "id" of it all.

03.03.2025 20:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

De Palma is a generally sarcastic filmmaker who is fundamentally fascinated by disrupting the immersion by exposing the artifice of cinema.

That he pivots back and forth between the tawdry and the transcendent is a feature, not a bug. The whiplash is purposeful (and part of the fun).

03.03.2025 20:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

This is a bad take, my friend

03.03.2025 20:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The new White Lotus season feels like a step backward after the more effervescent season two, but I'm enjoying the heck out of what Parker Posey is bringing to the table

03.03.2025 19:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stay tuned for the "Will Mikey Madison be the next Bond girl?" stories

03.03.2025 12:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I haven't seen it yet. I'm saving it for a special day.

03.03.2025 12:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Brutalist is a mess, but I find its messiness endearing.

It's desperately trying to make the Next Great American Epic and I have a soft spot for follies of that type.

03.03.2025 12:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That said, at least it's not your typical Academy pick, so that's something.

03.03.2025 11:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So many of you who have well-formed, insightful taste have me second-guessing myself on this, but, outside of its last ten or fifteen minutes, I really didn't like ANORA all that much.

It being both a Palme d'Or winner and a Best Picture winner is a real head-scratcher for me!

03.03.2025 11:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

CONCLAVE is sturdy "airport novel" cinema.

That's a film genre we could use more of, not less of, if only because this sort of middlebrow story should be told in a couple of mildly entertaining hours rather than dragged out into twelve-episode streaming fluff.

09.02.2025 16:01 πŸ‘ 190 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 6

I like how CITIZEN SLEEPER 2 expands on the gameplay and world of the first, but it loses a bit of the narrative punch of its predecessor.

It feels almost incomplete. I don't know if there's a DLC planned, but I could see that pulling things together.

03.02.2025 15:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Doechii ate

03.02.2025 02:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's amazing how perfect that reunion episode is

30.01.2025 21:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lovely stuff.

26.01.2025 01:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rod, this is one of your best pieces.

25.01.2025 16:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Why can't we make poor choices and still be functional

20.01.2025 22:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am so here for a MUNICH re-revaluation because I have always held that that movie is one of The Beard's very best

20.01.2025 22:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It turns out that when you get a full night's sleep, you can actually find some motivation and focus

Whaddya know

20.01.2025 15:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes.

18.01.2025 16:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0