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@danthehorrorman

Just a queer, nerdy, horror loving catdad doing my best. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ My profile on Letterboxd https://boxd.it/a3L3t 50 movies to get know me: https://boxd.it/OAmKI Trans rights are human rightsπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ Free Palestine πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ He/him

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You are all sleeping on The Testament of Ann Lee and it makes me sad.

11.03.2026 05:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I watched it and I disagree!

10.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It should be scientifically impossible to look this good and yet!

10.03.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know for some folks this isn’t anything to celebrate but let me have this, please: as of today I am down 25lbs from January 1st

10.03.2026 13:24 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly. When we talk about adaptation in nature there are extreme changes as part of that, but for some reason book and comic and manga adaptations need to be an exact visual replica of the source. I’ll never understand it.

10.03.2026 13:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok yeah that makes sense.

10.03.2026 13:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is quite literally a 30 Rock joke

10.03.2026 13:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The world seems to be made up of two people:
- people who correctly think all war anywhere is evil
- monsters like this:

10.03.2026 13:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Transphobia is a cancer of the heart and mind.

It is a useless fear, based on ignorance and cruelty.

Trans people are not responsible for a single one of the problems we face.

Do the world a favor and grow the fuck up.

24.01.2026 03:15 πŸ‘ 12488 πŸ” 4192 πŸ’¬ 105 πŸ“Œ 72

Honestly it would be dependent on if I knew the person. But if the assumption is you don’t know anyone, a hug is actually insane to me as your first mode of greeting.

10.03.2026 12:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

10.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 16143 πŸ” 3942 πŸ’¬ 281 πŸ“Œ 238

Not Left versus Right but UP VERSUS DOWN.

If you actually have to work for a living, the hate you. They all hate.

10.03.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

People we can vote for but we will never get there if a bunch of blue cultists like yourself cant pull your head out of the dirt long enough to actually understand what happened during the last primary. But sure keep attacking voters. Thats what the powerful want you to do while they sip their tea.

09.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But go ahead and put your head in the sand and live in the past celebrating some version of Harris that never existed. I’m moving forward and trying vote for people I actually believe in who won’t sell trans people and Palestinians and immigrants out. We have the time to make sure those are the

09.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And if Harris was SO worried about Trump why was it not her obligation to listen to the voters who were saying hey just do this thing, this antigenocidal thing, and we will get behind you? And don’t say that wasn’t a factor. The DNC tried to bury a report verifying that it was a big factor.

09.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you think that’s what a serious candidate who was really serious about stopping Trump would do? Disappear altogether and only pop out to launch a website no one gives a shit about? Why isn’t she out proving she’s the fighter you all claim she is based on literally nothing.

09.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Money and power while castigating voters who by and large have way less money and power than her? Voters who will be hurt the most by Trump while Harris gets to play kooky aunt launching some dumb ass website for teens while Hitler 2.0 is running the country.

09.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

But I want to reframe the argument you’re making which essentially comes down to you thinking Harris ran a flawless campaign and anyone who criticized her was wrong to do so. Do you know who that sounds most like? Trump voters about Trump. Do you also realize that you are defending someone with

09.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I hate this game. You can’t seem to stick to any real point. You say she can’t disagree and you’re wrong so then you move the goalpost to talking about precedent and when you’re called out on that you respond with a gif. It is clear you have not thought about any of this critically as a sycophant

09.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes I would imagine genocide is boring to a genocide apologist.

09.03.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s a whole podcast episode of the Exvangelical podcast my bestie @brchastain.social produces where I answer this very question in detail but in short there were two things:
1. Realizing I’m queer and that was not compatible with the church I grew up in
2. Realizing Hell isn’t even in the Bible

09.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

1. Thats just my normal setting on here
2. You’re changing your position now. Before it was that she *couldn’t* disagree with him or speak out against his policies - which is, again, not a thing. Now you’re pretending your argument had to do with precedent. Most incumbents haven’t armed a genocide🀷

09.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You said it so well! Pretty much how I felt but said in a way I couldn’t articulate.

09.03.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Why do people think this is a thing?

08.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s literally not a thing.

08.03.2026 16:17 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Kamala ran a PERFECT campaign!"

My sibling in Christ, she spent a million dollars putting her face on the Vegas sphere.

07.03.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 2724 πŸ” 252 πŸ’¬ 115 πŸ“Œ 0

Where was this concern when we as an audience watched the Toy Story toys collectively accept their deaths in Toy Story 3? The fact is when you give kids complex themes it actually helps them grow and develop healthy relationships with those concepts which in theory means less therapy, actually.

08.03.2026 13:23 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It is so so so so so wild that Pete Docter who has been with Pixar since the beginning is saying this shit when basically the entire stretch from Toy Story to Toy Story 3 is packed with films dealing with rather complicated and difficult themes. You know, the era everyone LOVED?

08.03.2026 13:23 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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You, in another decade.

07.03.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0